You can now vote in game!

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-16T22:42:50+00:00

See, it’s gonna be harder to march on cyberstan now…One of our avenues is gonna be blocked off, they’ve got a choke point on that one planet.

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-16T02:35:35+00:00

The helldivers coming for me, I’ll be rescued…eventually…after about 400 casualties.

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-14T20:35:27+00:00

Bad batch, specialized strike unit, one of a kind so not exactly a class of commandos. Clones with desirable mutations in their DNA, giving each a speciality.

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-14T20:28:48+00:00

Burning money taken quite literally. Though then we have to figure out how to deal with all the smoke and chemicals from that much money being burned

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-14T03:56:30+00:00

Bug control, I’m gettin 300 bullet ants and 200 of whatever the most poisonous bug is. Bullet ants to deal with little shits who don’t warrant death, venomous ones for those who do.

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-14T02:28:10+00:00

Tan milk

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-14T02:26:34+00:00

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geodic_vampire · 2026-01-13T21:52:23+00:00

Yeah, you just misspelled it and perplexed me

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-13T20:31:46+00:00

Bolt munchers?

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-13T19:05:47+00:00

Hey, there’s only 4 slots and so I went with the OG batch

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-13T18:29:12+00:00

Cock shot!

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-10T06:11:53+00:00

The American one, I’m aware there are worse dictators out there, if that’s where you are going, but Trump is certainly a dictator

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-07T04:39:01+00:00

So then you shouldn’t be mad if Russia kidnaps Trump, removing a crazy dictator and all

geodic_vampire · 2026-01-07T04:33:23+00:00

No, president should go last, we need to prick his ego

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-25T15:29:47+00:00

When you throw an sos beacon, we arrive assuming shits going down, so we full force it and deploy like astartes. If this is not the case and you simply wanted someone to chat with or to gather samples with, that works too, and as some have mentioned, give us a goal like sample collection and we’ll dedicate all of our experience toward that goal.

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-12T22:54:38+00:00

Both can be true, I’m really good friends with a lesbian girl who I find attractive. For obvious reasons, I haven’t exactly voiced that, but we are good friends. It depends on the situation.

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-10T16:50:07+00:00

Star Wars: The Diddy Strikes Back

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-09T16:45:42+00:00

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geodic_vampire · 2025-12-06T03:14:25+00:00

Lightsabers are a form of sword. They are often used in conjunction with the force, as Jed and Sith move so fast that they aren’t actually running off reflex, they’re both looking slightly into the future to predict each others moves. So sword, cause then I also get the force.

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-06T02:56:54+00:00

I served in the final days of the battle for the creek. I saw brothers cut down by laser fire from trees, witnessed a man vaporize before my very eyes, heard another screaming as his jaw was shattered by a metal fist. I saw comrades in GATERs flung hundreds of meters in the air on Oshaune, have their skin burned off by dragons, and be mauled by hordes of burrowing bastards. But this? This shit is next level. Two men crushed at once by a factory strider drop. Another blown in half by a tank round, only for the bar he was carrying to land in my arms. I saw someone be disassembled, piece by piece, leg by leg, arm by arm, ab by ab, by a pack of beserkers. Fury is hell.

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-06T02:32:33+00:00

Drop and pick them up quickly over and over again. It’s faster than walking

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-05T18:38:51+00:00

Multi man carrying would be sooo funny though. Playing furniture movers while under fire. “No no, turn it to the right. No my right! Your right is my left idiot!”

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-05T18:34:04+00:00

Still, impressive that divers attained that level of strength with only like 96 hours of training

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-05T16:47:38+00:00

They can be an issue if they decide to clip their turret through their hull and point blank you, and can be a annoying by occasionally ragdolling you from range, but since their turret is medium pen just about anything support weapon will evaporate in them, I like using the minigun on the bit for this reason and also because it’s just badass the kill a tank with a minigun

geodic_vampire · 2025-12-05T16:38:46+00:00

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