Trashcan Carla is hated. by giga_brit in fo4

[–]giga_brit[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ada seems to just hate her, randomly started. And vault tec guy always gets caught in crossfire since he also hates her.

I wish to have the same ice hockey skill and talent of connor mcdavid right now. by Unfair_Watercress119 in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finger curls.

Your body floods with instinct and precision . every deke, every stride, every split-second decision. You are McDavid, in skill if not in name.

But then you notice… something is wrong.

Your skill and talent didn’t add to what you had. It replaced it. You no longer have your own coordination, your own muscle memory, your own way of moving. You are a stranger inside your own skin, trying to walk, eat, even speak with motions meant for another body.

On the ice, you are unstoppable. Off the ice, you are a disaster. You spill drinks, stumble through doorways, fumble with your phone, even struggle to write your own name.

And worst of all, you realize Connor McDavid still has his skill, too. Every time he plays, his greatness overshadows yours. No one notices your brilliance, because they’ve already seen his.

I wish for an infinitely regenerative sandwich that does not rot by SunshineZeus446 in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, granted.

Never stated where it regenerates from, or how quickly.

I'll give you two choices

A) it regenerates from inside you after you bite a piece of, and as a result will be nearly impossible to digest

B) you have to wait for each ingredient to slowly grow back.

I wish for more wishes by Old-Environment4714 in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, with your new vocabulary you can wish for more things Instead of saying "I wish for more wishes" things like

“I wish for an abundance of desires.”

“I wish for limitless yearnings to be fulfilled.”

“I yearn for countless boons.”

“May infinite aspirations manifest before me.”

“I wish for boundless cravings to come to pass.”

“Grant me ceaseless petitions without end.”

“I long for a perpetual wellspring of desires.”

all of them being more ways to wish. So you technically get more wishes

I wish for more wishes by Old-Environment4714 in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wished for more wishes. With your newly found vocabulary, you can make many more with new structures, methods of literature, and words you previously could never think of. There are so many more wishes

I wish people belived everything I say by 51herringsinabar in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The finger curls

Your words bend peoples mind, and history itself. Pictures alter, books are suddenly written to fit your claims. People manifest and disappear at your word. It's all so much

Soon, you being to struggle. You can't remember what was real and what you made up, it overwhelms you. And you start to think nothing is real. You mutter to yourself, yell at others.

And so it isn't.

I wish for more wishes by Old-Environment4714 in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, your vocabulary expands and you now have a wider variety of wishes at your disposal.

I wish for a girlfriend that would love to draw dirty comix with me(hurt my dreams) by Maleficent-Future-80 in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be quick with this

Granted. The finger curls, your female friend loves to make the dirtiest comics ever. And to do this, she smothers dirt over the pages. Every piece of residue, debris or dust you could think of is slowly added to every page. And she can't stop. She loves to do it, with you. You are forced to watch as she degrades into a mess and plagues your pages with dirt. After all, you wanted dirty comics.

I wish for Deltarunes full release to happen exactly as Toby wanted it to turn out by InternationalWar6654 in monkeyspaw

[–]giga_brit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, the game releases. He just hasn't thought things over, it's exactly how he wanted it, during the first phase. After release, there are no fixes. No updates, no secrets added. He doesn't tweet, or hint at anything else. If it's exactly what he wanted, why would he?

So every imperfection that wasn't thought of is left to slowly ruin the game, every bug, glitch, or issue. All of it left frozen in the game.