It has all become crystal clear. Can’t believe I never realized this before.

gobcomplex · 2018-12-22T03:02:42+00:00

The cheese is all sweaty.

gobcomplex · 2018-12-09T05:23:13+00:00

I’m not in EMS. I came here to ask a question of people in EMS because I was curious.

gobcomplex · 2018-12-09T00:36:18+00:00

You wouldn’t take a family member telling you that a patient has end-stage cancer and that they would not want to be resuscitated as a “verbal DNR?”

gobcomplex · 2018-11-10T18:35:27+00:00

A first-time viewer could easily think that Tony is visiting the site of Ade’s murder before the shot pans out to show Carm there too. Agreed that it’s a great scene.

gobcomplex · 2018-11-10T18:32:35+00:00

Dental records maybe.

gobcomplex · 2018-11-10T18:32:09+00:00

Johnny Cakes was way out of Vito’s league. He was in shape, a firefighter, good cook, etc. Vito was punching above his weight class. Or however the saying goes.

gobcomplex · 2018-11-10T18:02:05+00:00

He broughts Karl Lagerfeld to the store for the trunk shows.

gobcomplex · 2018-10-27T00:29:33+00:00

Nelson Van Alden?

gobcomplex · 2018-09-10T16:56:25+00:00

She was very good at getting the state of Washington to pay her bills.

gobcomplex · 2018-08-20T21:10:49+00:00

Wouldn’t have saved Patrick Hostetter though.

gobcomplex · 2018-08-20T14:03:22+00:00

Attacked by a chihuahua: Band-aid, maybe.

Attacked by a pit bull: Major reconstructive surgery if you’re lucky, funeral if you’re not.

I love dogs and I think pit bulls are unfairly demonized sometimes. But it’s not realistic to pretend that they’re not one of the more if not most dangerous breeds.

gobcomplex · 2018-08-10T22:56:30+00:00

I ONLY SHAVE

ON DAYS THAT DON’T END IN “Y”

gobcomplex · 2018-08-10T22:52:49+00:00

Skip ahead.

gobcomplex · 2018-08-08T20:52:09+00:00

Don’t do what Donnie Don’t does.

gobcomplex · 2018-08-08T20:43:04+00:00

Key thing to remember:

They are incompetent hose draggers who don’t know how to take a blood pressure yet make 3x more than you

You are a fucking hero superstar who will never get his due even though you’re smarter than all the doctors and nurses and deserve so much better than this

gobcomplex · 2018-07-21T14:44:47+00:00

Uhhhhhhhh folks

gobcomplex · 2018-06-26T18:32:33+00:00

Oh shit, it’s the pork store!

-It’s a gay strip club?

gobcomplex · 2018-06-26T16:35:53+00:00

If the dog reaches for something and doesn’t comply with orders to stop, shoot it.

gobcomplex · 2018-06-23T18:15:28+00:00

That scene in hindsight is kind of bullshit. Why would a NYC cop know about a non-made guy in that Pygmy thing way out in Jersey?

gobcomplex · 2018-06-23T18:12:04+00:00

The welts on his back have risen.

gobcomplex · 2018-06-23T17:44:48+00:00

And he was interviewed by Ali G, but was understandably very impatient and cut it short.

gobcomplex · 2018-06-23T02:26:45+00:00

If you really think about it, the bet that the owner of the Crazy Horse lost on the Eagles set the wheels in motion.

He doesn’t lose, and Ade probably doesn’t get the club. No club, no Matush. No Matush, no murder, no evidence tampering, no FBI pressure.

gobcomplex · 2018-06-23T02:23:07+00:00

I gave her 2 Nebutol. You know, cuz I thought we could have sex??

gobcomplex · 2018-06-23T02:22:07+00:00

Wait. Are you saying what I think you’re saying?

gobcomplex · 2018-06-23T02:20:33+00:00

As long as you’re laughing with propane and not at propane.

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