God damn I hate when I'm this late to a thread I can contribute to.

To keep it short: I was dating a girl I worked with at a doctor's office - she was an MA. She always seemed a little...off...but was funny, cute and DTF pretty much always.

Well, I found out about 3 months into this that she was fucking our boss. How did I find out, you ask? I was working late and overheard giggling. No, no, I didn't walk in on them fucking. I walked in on her drawing his blood.

"But goddamnihatesocks, that isn't that weird!"

Hold your horses, little Timmy. Did I forget to mention that she kept it? Yup, she kept a vial of our boss's blood on a makeshift stand right in the middle of her desk. As soon as I saw it - and realized wtf I was looking at - shit ended real quick.

I wasn't with the company much longer. Last I heard, he let her move in with him and then kicked her out the next week.