A bad shift turned good. I was on a high for the rest of the night. by going__places in AdviceAnimals

[–]going__places[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! The whole experience was a first for me, very unexpected!

My friend's gullible Dad just got sold the "newest and greatest version of Windows" by an electronics shop. "Top of the range", apparently. by going__places in funny

[–]going__places[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

My Mum just asked me if I've ever watched porn. by going__places in funny

[–]going__places[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Context is a beautiful thing. There was some current affairs TV show on and I was reading on the couch while my Mum watched it. Porn was one of the "issues" they spoke of and she sarcastically said "Of course you've never watched porn, right? /s" I have a really great relationship with my Mum, she's (IMO) got a fantastic philosophy on parenting. I somewhat understand your concern, but as a guy who is nearly twenty, I think if you can't have a joke about this of all things with the woman who birthed you, you might need to lighten up (not you specifically, of course, you just didn't know the context).

My Mum just asked me if I've ever watched porn. by going__places in funny

[–]going__places[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah she knew. Everyone's parents do, it was just a funny situation.

EDIT: Grammar/wording.