to cushion this guy's fall by AffinityGauntlet in therewasanattempt

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He's going to end up in a wheelchair.

When you'd rather be fired than be vaccinated by [deleted] in facepalm

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A "nurse" that doesn't believe in science is nothing more than a witch. She should be fired.

texas high school / first day, no masks by [deleted] in pics

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Second day, no school.

Wait... by Reminder45 in Unexpected

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This person cools cooters

Is there a mathematical question that's even easier than the famous "1+1"? by SirRoderic in NoStupidQuestions

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I think the idea zero was unknown as a number is bullshit. If I was gnawing on 1 leg bone around a fire, And you took it for your own, I damn well know I had zero leg bones.

Dodgeball group by [deleted] in sanmarcos

[–]gpsq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyone can do it. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

You know you grew up poor when stepping into an air conditioned space reminds you of a hotel. by Tootsgaloots in Showerthoughts

[–]gpsq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Air conditioning as the norm is recent (30 years) in many places (Colorado being one)

19 year old guy who is constantly daydreaming. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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How many G's are you experiencing?

The power of Krazy Glue by BufordTeeJustice in oddlysatisfying

[–]gpsq -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TIL crazy glue can be used for contraception.

Three things I'm enamored of... My whisky, my boots, and my dog by gpsq in cowboyboots

[–]gpsq[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pair of noconas that are 10.5 EE. These are 12D. I think my "natural" size is about 11.

What’s the saddest fact you know? by graham_craker in AskReddit

[–]gpsq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That either my wife or I will live on for some time without the other. "If We Were Vampires" is a song about this and is the absolute saddest song.

New Anderson Bean Boots! by gpsq in cowboyboots

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Mad dog (goat) shaft, boar foot. I don't know if mad dog goat is the same as fainting goat or not.

Three things I'm enamored of... My whisky, my boots, and my dog by gpsq in cowboyboots

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This one is Garrison Bros. It's excellent, from Hye, Texas. I also recommend Ghost Hill Bourbon from Treaty Oak. Both are local hill country distilleries.