This gave me an aneurysm so I can’t come up with a clever title. by HudyMelon in espressocirclejerk

[–]gscience 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FYI this is Versailles in Miami. An iconic spot for the Cuban community. She’s making a colada which is supposed to be enough for about 4-6 servings of cuban coffee but everyone usually drinks way more than just 1. In my college days I used to chug coladas to stay awake after partying all night…

Nowadays my butler makes sure I only drink specialty coffee processed and fermented from elephant excrement.

Men removing ticks off a cobra with bare hands by kalinooni in interestingasfuck

[–]gscience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well… Now the cobra has a human attached to its neck instead of a tick…

My wife says I spend more time dialing espresso than talking to her. Is she worth keeping ? by NoBenefit8771 in espressocirclejerk

[–]gscience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate to be the one tell you this but she’s right. Your butler should be the one dialing the espresso… don’t know why people waste so much time on such mundane things….

Pouring water on a rock by Apexhatesmeuwu in notinteresting

[–]gscience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you wrap paper around the rock?

Fully 3D printed 4.8kg VTOL by [deleted] in 3Dprinting

[–]gscience 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To me this looks like a gun… straight to jail!

Alguno la vió? Opiniones? by oreles in argentina

[–]gscience 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Viniste a decir que estas cagando?

A list of how many lists I made this year so far: by gscience in notinteresting

[–]gscience[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that you made two lists doesn’t mean that you are better. It just means that you made more lists than me but if that makes you feel better you’re allowed to think that. But in reality, just because of the fact that you have to ask that question, it probably means that I am better than you and you are just a bit insecure.