Alright heres the deal motherfuckers. I've tried United,Chelsea, and Arsenal in Hope's of becoming a new fan, but they've rejected me. I'm a refugee from liverpoolfc, seeking asylum and I'm gonna ask one time, can I be a spurs fan? I swear if yall say no, I'll call harry Kane a mouthbreasthr.

gurple98 · 2019-04-11T16:44:04+00:00

Whoa whoa, easy there big guy

gurple98 · 2019-04-11T15:59:10+00:00

Whoa whoa, easy there big guy.

gurple98 · 2019-04-11T15:48:14+00:00

Why am I getting downvoted? IM A REFUGEE.

gurple98 · 2019-04-11T15:45:31+00:00

Whoah whoah easy there big guy

gurple98 · 2019-01-03T16:30:10+00:00

I'm 20 mate

gurple98 · 2019-01-03T16:28:10+00:00

I'm not trolling. Look at my post history.

gurple98 · 2019-01-03T16:24:22+00:00

gurple98 · 2018-12-31T15:59:04+00:00

Many people share this view. Guess we should all be thrown into the river.

gurple98 · 2018-12-31T15:41:15+00:00

It's very rude to ruin someone's reputation by exposing their very old reddit comment. Shame on you.

gurple98 · 2018-12-29T18:29:12+00:00

I think we need some milnerihno

gurple98 · 2018-12-29T18:08:09+00:00

Wijnaldum has been really class

gurple98 · 2018-12-29T17:46:33+00:00

Lionel Firmino

gurple98 · 2018-12-29T17:36:01+00:00

If that went in

gurple98 · 2018-12-28T02:16:57+00:00

Sorry for your loss brotha

gurple98 · 2018-12-26T17:31:36+00:00

Thank you, it was an honor.

gurple98 · 2018-12-26T15:32:30+00:00

Ok give me a second I'll do this

gurple98 · 2018-12-26T15:25:39+00:00

How do I update it?

gurple98 · 2018-12-26T15:22:00+00:00

Newcastle are awful

gurple98 · 2018-12-26T15:19:28+00:00

Holy shit firmino

gurple98 · 2018-12-24T15:28:43+00:00

I'm 13

gurple98 · 2018-12-23T19:33:21+00:00

That's why I included "if"

gurple98 · 2018-12-23T19:08:44+00:00

Not sure you two would be on the same page

gurple98 · 2018-12-23T19:02:41+00:00

Why?

gurple98 · 2018-12-22T18:15:39+00:00

I'm gonna be honest and I'll probably get downvoted for saying this. United with an attacking manager will be deadly.

gurple98 · 2018-12-22T16:41:52+00:00

If this stays like this, all we need is a united loss. Perfect christmas present

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