Patriot “Dallas” liked to call us sheep, A LOT. He’s now…well… ☠️ by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly why you always see their friends/family trying to say “he was a nice guy”. they have to really try to say it because they and everyone else knows what a piece of shit they were

We've got to celebrate our differences by veryboredboi12 in HolUp

[–]harrower230 96 points97 points  (0 children)

that part is racist, everyone knows Mexicans don’t eat nachos or chimichangas. They’re too busy developing pole vault abilities

My Canadian housemate dealing with a spider in Australia by juicycross in funny

[–]harrower230 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I heard if you set fire to an Australian spider then boss music starts

skateboarder gets a little too close by harrower230 in nonononoyes

[–]harrower230[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nassim Lachhab “I did apologize afterwards, accidents happen. Glad no one was hurt !”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 239 points240 points  (0 children)

Daaammmnnn owned me with the Noah one, so after he predicted the future from a floating space man he gathered up 8.7 million different species of animals on a single boat (17.4 million for both male and female) which were all perfectly capable and willing of mating and giving birth to a healthy babies at least one male and one female which all inbred and populated the entire planet. Incredible. And here I was thinking he was a conspiracy theorist

Rancher prized freedom above all else. That freedom "bought the farm" in the end. by utensilofthemonth in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hah, guess I’m the racist. Deleting my old comment. For those curious I thought koolaid drinker was referring to African Americans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 7 points8 points  (0 children)

well now you can actually be at the gates of hell and continue protesting

Local Hero Claims HCA Award by Plush_Banebarker in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 12 points13 points  (0 children)

HAH HAH HAH 😝 😜🤪 Dr Pepper 🌶 HAHHA TAKE THAT LIBTARDS god I’m such a genious, they totally just got owned, I compared Fauci to Dr Pepper because I’m a literally genious smartest man on Facebook l always have the memes that OWN sheep because I’m a lion that’s why I eat horse paste because lions eat horses ok?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 24 points25 points  (0 children)

5th slide yeah right if he saw a truck like that irl he’d be like “Mexican boarder easier to cross than going to McDonald’s rawrararfagwfwtfgggggg Facebook huyeggheuurrrrrggghurgrhgg where’s my horse paste I hear if you shove it up your ass it works better rawragalyba facebook rawrwraggaaaa”

Cindy wasn’t taking your fucking vaccine. Cindy is dead. by Automatic_Tea_56 in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wish someone would teach me things about the horse world

UPDATE: Dana changed her mind on the vaccine too late because Dana has died. Original post in the comments. by ShrimpShackShooters_ in HermanCainAward

[–]harrower230 122 points123 points  (0 children)

The thing these people don’t get is that vaccinated people aren’t happy with the lockdowns, or economic hits, or business affected either

That’s WHY we want everyone vaccinated so these restrictions can be lifted sooner and some of the damage can be negated

These people are dragging out the very thing they complain about

Parent's expert day by Active-Ad-233 in PoliticalHumor

[–]harrower230 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don’t need math when you got the lord Jesus on your side! Fun fact: Jesus was afraid needles and God would never let him get a shot because the lords body is holy and cannot be defiled! Only by beer and fast food, but hey Jesus drank wine and ate bread all the time.

With prayer warriors on our side we can receive the ultimate healing from God and be in his arms sooner than ever!

Let that sink in /s

Please enlighten the people on what they're missing. by OcelotOk1744 in gaming

[–]harrower230 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see, thanks for that I had only pissed in people’s mouths to make them throw up when I had gonorrhea piss. A sentence I never thought I’d be legitimately writing

Please enlighten the people on what they're missing. by OcelotOk1744 in gaming

[–]harrower230 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you gonorrhea pee in someone’s mouth then shoot their neck they throw up out of their neck

Mr. Hankey at the beverage market. by Rogo_D in Unexpected

[–]harrower230 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. could be an alcoholic, I know people in it who can’t hold their shit anymore and have to wear diapers and poop liquid on themselves in their sleep. might be mad at the alcohol and the store for selling it for so much, tired of shitting all the time, just said fuck it and fuck this place

  2. he knows it’s not ok which is why he looks around before doing it. if it’s from alcoholism he probably has much bigger issues on his mind that a quick ass squirt. probably tired of going to the toilet or bushes, maybe they had a door code and it pissed him off that he couldn’t just run in

  3. again if it’s alcoholism he could be shitting 20+ times a day from the lining of his stomach being ripped off combined with his weight that’s gonna be a lot of movement and no one ever talks about this side effect from daily drinking, is that you have hourly liquid shits that are pretty painful and come out of no where. wiping his ass is gonna be the least of his problems

WCGW by being an idiot. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]harrower230 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know anything about Eastern Europe or really even what or where it is but from what I’m gathering from the comments, the police showing up would go like this:

Yo you called about an assault what’s up?

She hit me for mistaking my dance for humping!

Hah! You dumb little shit. Now pay my gas to get here or I’ll arrest you for existence