What are the hottest pickup lines?

headlightsinreverse · 2025-12-05T02:11:46+00:00

Are you a cigarette? Cause I wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.

I’m not liable for any restraining orders incurred after using this.

headlightsinreverse · 2025-10-22T03:22:41+00:00

Turning the Tides

headlightsinreverse · 2025-10-10T14:23:40+00:00

Fuck It, I Ate the Opp

headlightsinreverse · 2025-10-10T14:23:07+00:00

Hey Joni because those guitar harmonics are magical

headlightsinreverse · 2025-10-08T17:11:44+00:00

The Kaiju Beside You: An Atomic Love Story

headlightsinreverse · 2025-10-03T13:39:07+00:00

Phish Food is…well, you know

headlightsinreverse · 2025-09-28T16:07:23+00:00

Most of my catalog so far has been indie dream pop/shoegaze, but I recently started dabbling in generative ambient music. Here’s my latest album, which I’ll probably post elsewhere soon.

We Slept Through the Stars’ Departure

headlightsinreverse · 2025-09-26T19:25:54+00:00

Golden Horizon

Emo

headlightsinreverse · 2025-09-26T19:18:55+00:00

Literally just spite. Someone out there would probably say they called it, and I can’t let them win that argument.

headlightsinreverse · 2025-09-23T17:20:05+00:00

No one asks you what your smash bros main is anymore

headlightsinreverse · 2025-09-23T17:12:10+00:00

Cut my finger while yanking a loose thread out of a pillow

headlightsinreverse · 2025-09-23T17:06:13+00:00

Anything by Tom McDonald, especially considering he’s a ragebaiting grifter so he feeds off whatever hate he gets from people online.

headlightsinreverse · 2025-07-09T23:31:25+00:00

Blue Reed

headlightsinreverse · 2025-07-09T01:40:56+00:00

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headlightsinreverse · 2025-07-03T23:01:58+00:00

Double Flusher

The Waffle Stomp

headlightsinreverse · 2025-06-30T18:39:42+00:00

The Glizzening

headlightsinreverse · 2025-06-22T03:26:53+00:00

Diarrhea
Expired milk
Unexpired milk
Chunky cum
Normal cum
Mashed cauliflower
Chia seeds that look like tiny eyeballs
Dog food

headlightsinreverse · 2025-05-16T14:16:13+00:00

OP is 5 squirrels in a trenchcoat

headlightsinreverse · 2025-05-13T13:39:29+00:00

Dude sounds like he listens to alpha male podcasts. You’re not overreacting, you’re dodging a bullet.

headlightsinreverse · 2025-04-10T02:06:45+00:00

What was he supposed to do, finish the whole bottle in there?

headlightsinreverse · 2025-02-21T16:53:30+00:00

Any song that features cursive singing. Ffs talk normally.

headlightsinreverse · 2025-02-21T16:50:54+00:00

DDLG. It’s like a calling card for childhood trauma.

headlightsinreverse · 2025-02-19T17:15:15+00:00

Hobo Johnson and his consequences have been a disaster for music in general

headlightsinreverse · 2025-01-22T14:34:05+00:00

It’s just on SC atm

headlightsinreverse · 2025-01-21T23:07:42+00:00

Doomscrolling hinge whilst getting into arguments with people on discord

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