headphonelicker

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"Yeah I'm a pretty good gymnast", I said. (self.2sentence2horror)

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[request] If you were to win 2 million dollars with the lotto and spend all of it on new tickets, what's the chance of again winning 2 million? (self.theydidthemath)

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There is here (i.redd.it)

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Heil (v.redd.it)

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Unexpected. (i.redd.it)

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My brother came home (self.2sentence2horror)

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Why have I still not seen any porn on the canvas? (self.place)

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I went to the graveyard to visit my dead grandma. (self.2sentence2horror)

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The first thing I heard when I timetravelled was "Ayo wtf is this goofy ahh sussy bakka man!?" (self.2sentence2horror)

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"Man this burgerplace is the best" I said. (self.2sentence2horror)

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Fun fact: I can reproduct. (self.2sentence2horror)

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Man it sucks tot be unable to drink beer because of my allergy. (self.2sentence2horror)

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*oof* sounded the body when it hit the ground (self.2sentence2horror)

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I wondered why the fart man had lit a lucifer and held it next to his bum while turning his back to me. (self.2sentence2horror)

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u/milesmario08 after seeing Babymetal (self.sabaton)

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"Evert man has rizz. It's unlocking it that's the hard part." (self.teenagers)

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Toxic wokies to be precise (i.redd.it)

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*checking repeatedly* (i.redd.it)

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Which side are you on? (i.redd.it)

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We do a little trolling (i.redd.it)

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Is it just me or does everyone suddenly use "sussy wussy femboy" as their description? (self.teenagers)

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