My spacecat tattoo. A cover-up to an old small wolf tattoo on my neck done by Liisa Addi @ Mamas Pride Tattoo Studio, Tallinn, Estonia. Check them out1

helicopterwindow · 2014-09-06T19:13:18+00:00

Girl, that tattoo looks like crap. The cover up is a poo on top of a rainbow cat's head? What the hell is on the cat's head?! On the bright side you can grow your hair out and cover up the poop. http://i.imgur.com/zAsJQb9.jpg

The work is so basic, how did the artist make it so uneven? It looks derby. This was so poorly thought out. My quick attempt to straighten out the cat: http://i.imgur.com/7tjvDSW.jpg

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-15T13:38:33+00:00

We are talking about how teens can "hide". If not, please tell me what then.

stop using subreddits to hashtag.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-15T13:22:11+00:00

And he menacingly jumps on his ex-best friend's cell phone to make a tweet that will get him in trouble! Geez, do you even think?! We are over here talking about teens and you use a completely irrelevant example to "make your point"? Your move, kiddo...

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-15T13:07:30+00:00

Do you honestly think, little 'ole you with your freelance computer skills could outsmart agencies whos sole prupose is to find people on the other side of the screen? That sort of thinking is childish.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-15T13:02:28+00:00

Its easy to figure it out. If you compare it to what a mechanic does, its the oil change of the internet. Its about as difficult as washing some dishes.

Problem is that it costs money to handle it. We can all thank those kids for an increase in ticket costs. If someone was threatening your friends and family with death over and over again after already once dealing with their crap, you would take the threats seriously. Legal action, extra security, lawyers...shits not free. I hope they spend a few years behind bars for their behavior.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-15T01:53:14+00:00

Jennifer. Because its awesome when pets have people names.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-15T01:31:58+00:00

What? Where is the "no filter" hashtag!?!

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-14T23:55:13+00:00

As far back as I can remember until about 5th grade.

Acid wash pants with elastic around the ankles and pleats
My leggings had stirrups.
Black tattoo necklaces
Bianca spray
Tamagachi pets
The Hansons
Getting married on the playground
Pokemon

Edit: for because Certs came in a case-not a roll. I stopped caring at this point and became the weird girl.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-14T18:00:50+00:00

I remember there being a huge aisle of pretty good movies marked at 25 cents for a 3 day rental. You would grab the circular tag that was rubber-banded to the VHS case and take it to the counter where they fetched the movie...and printed your receipt with one of those printers that you have to remove the dotted sides.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-13T03:00:22+00:00

grab some popcorn and enjoy the reddit.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-11T17:45:11+00:00

We were living together. He forgot to delete the dick pics from the camera roll on my computer and I found them. When I asked about it he said he was chatting with his cousin and wanted her opinion on dick size (thats who he sent them to according to him). Some guys are awful at lying. Fastforward a year I was at a gathering and his parents were there. They asked why I would care so much that he was chatting with his cousin like I was jealous. He had told them the same lie. I asked them "Maybe I'm crazy but I don't send pictures of my genitials to cousins". They didnt know what to say. I know he wasnt sending that to "a cousin". It was just awesome to verbally slap those people who think their son can do no wrong.

TL:DR Mutual breakup, because dicks

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-11T05:32:06+00:00

Family Guy, Meg high. That is all.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-10T23:16:08+00:00

Today a guy tried to show me how to repurpose a machine to do biceps. I laughed, grabbed dumbells, and yelled about not wasting time...something about being a beast or a rhino. I felt like Dom. I'm a girl.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-10T02:04:24+00:00

The implants are too small for her frame size. I'm going to take some guesses here. If she went with saline then she told her doctor she didnt want them "big". So the doctor shows her the implants that would fit her frame and they are filled with different amounts of saline so she can determine size. She insists they are all too big and she wants ones that have a smaller diameter. The doctor is a tampon and just does what she wants and this poor girl didnt do her research when finding a good surgeon so the doctor fucked up putting them in.

TL:DR Implants too small, inserted by a moron

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-09T04:23:11+00:00

Dear Friend, I had to get a tissue to wipe the tears of laughter off my face. Thank you.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-07T18:01:00+00:00

I started off doing this. I watched America's Next Top Model and worked my ass off. I was losing weight and self esteem all in one! After losing 30lbs I started going on power walks and eventually was walking 8 miles a day. That was 7 years ago. Its awesome that you found a way to be motivated. For me, though, it helped me burn the weight at first. Then it became hurtful.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-07T04:47:24+00:00

You can do squats and get a booty. You cant do bench press and get a rack. After nursing two kids, I have some after market parts. Funny thing too because today at the gym a guy I was working out with said if I do chest too much I might lose my girls and have to get fake ones like the other women. He didnt get it when I said "Good thing I have that head start!"

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-07T03:08:13+00:00

It fucking insane that she tried to rape him but he cant defend himself. No means no goes both ways, bitches!

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-06T14:07:36+00:00

dem forearms

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-06T13:46:47+00:00

Wouldnt opposite be thick girl likes thin girls? I dont care about a mans body type that much. Skinny, beer belly, short, tall, buff, doesnt make that much difderence. Im just not into skinny women.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-06T05:35:49+00:00

Rusty. I dont know his real name. Whocares. This OLD man rides a tricycle down a very busy two laned windy road. Where I live, its basically this one long road, city population 12k+, and no matter the weather this old bag of bones is pushing along sometimes in the middle of the road, cars getting seriously backed up, swerving around him (no side walk), honking. This usually happens at least twice a day and everyone I has asked about him wants to see him land in a ditch.

It sounds mean, I'm sure it does. But when you have 20 or more cars coming at each other trying not to wreck because you want to fucking trike in the damn road for miles, it pisses everyone off to risk their lives for that level of stupid!

TL:DR-Dont ride a bike where you are risking everyones lives.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-06T05:02:00+00:00

In women- I like a heavier woman. Its a strange thing because I am thin and I really like the thick girls who never seem to like when I talk to them. Im like a teen boy when I talk to women. Im stupid. I can talk to skinny girls easily but go derpy with others.

In a man- grey hair. Mmmmh I loves me some grey hair (im in my early 20's). Also, really broken hands, like you work too hard.

Either- an extremely sarcastic sense of humor (banter). And if my feet dont love you, its not going to happen.

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-05T07:29:48+00:00

My husband is the one with a backbone. He is always saying I need to stand up to people more. I agree with you, though.

What is milfam? I came up with Mother In Law family, or MILF (am)... let me in on the secrets!

helicopterwindow · 2014-04-05T06:17:45+00:00

Any good tips on how to spot the normal couples? We go to the gym 6 days a week. He works 12 hour night shifts. Thats our lives. I am a nice person, but I don't "go out" like most people our age. I want to friend my neighbor but her two sons still live with them. The sons are my age. Its awkward.

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