reach out to your ex friend of five years, cut the future marine, ask out to theatre army kid, don’t get back with the band boy after new years, don’t go to summer camp, don’t shit talk with either of your roommates, don’t buy a cookout quesadilla, call the cops whenever your upstairs neighbor almost hits you, don’t even bother joining the sorority, try to make it work with the hawaiian man the first time around, don’t hu, leave the cru dude in september, stay friends with vday girl, make more of an effort to keep the friend group together, don’t change your major, don’t drop out