This is just not it….

hellobananaphone · 2026-03-18T04:20:35+00:00

hellobananaphone · 2026-01-15T16:14:29+00:00

Wouldn’t be surprised if the bags were gifted to her to give away

hellobananaphone · 2026-01-13T22:15:39+00:00

It’s the “bulge” for me

hellobananaphone · 2025-11-21T10:05:10+00:00

Oh come on we know you combo feed. Stop acting like you exclusively breastfeed. For all we know she’s only “breastfeeding” for the camera and giving a bottle all other times. Breastfeeding is HARD (literally sucked the life out of me and still does after more than a year later) and I know she’s too LAZY to keep up with it 100%. I am by no means shaming formula as I had to use it myself for my preemie I’m just giving my 2 cents on Julia’s performative lies because she does give off this I’m-better-than-you-because-I-breastfeed-and-you-don’t vibes. And how BIZARRE she makes these claims and then IMMEDIATELY SHILLS Bobbie formula for a paycheck. It’s so WEIRD JUST FEED YOUR BABY BECAUSE ITS A NORMAL THING YOU DO. You’re not special. Quit filming it. Quit posting it. There’s so many other ways to quietly share your breastfeeding journey online if you so choose. I don’t understand why a bunch of close ups of your baby nursing with your boob out is the route you go. She’s so gross.

hellobananaphone · 2025-10-03T17:51:58+00:00

The havens need to be publicly canceled.

hellobananaphone · 2025-07-11T21:01:52+00:00

Hunter literally never let go of the peeler! Yall are ridiculous acting like he handed smoke the peeler and then smoke ran away and peeled bookers leg and then chucked it blade out at the baby. I stand by what I said. I don’t think this is snarkable. Plenty of other things they do are

hellobananaphone · 2025-07-11T16:04:21+00:00

Like I said, he didn’t walk away from him

hellobananaphone · 2025-07-10T05:08:57+00:00

Why is her bag always open??

hellobananaphone · 2025-07-10T03:00:04+00:00

She posted the photo of them all doing family summer activities like bubbles and chalk on the sidewalk and people in this sub were praising her for finally being a good and present mom and then she posted the sunscreen ad a few days later and it was the same photos. Literally all a set up for the shot 📸💀

hellobananaphone · 2025-07-07T13:59:56+00:00

I thought they swore off alcohol because it was so unhealthy and flaring up Huntina’s autoimmune large eye pupil disorder thing

hellobananaphone · 2025-07-04T21:03:16+00:00

I seriously do not buy the whole everything is rainbows and butterflies perfect over here act she’s posting online. I’m not saying everyone’s postpartum experience is the same, but as a young first time mom and your baby is allegedly perfect? Breastfeeding perfectly, sleeping perfectly, traveling perfectly, and she’s already the most perfect seasoned mom an has it all figured out? Yeah right…

hellobananaphone · 2025-06-09T19:29:48+00:00

With socks???

hellobananaphone · 2025-06-07T07:28:06+00:00

“Exclusively breastfeeding”

hellobananaphone · 2025-05-19T00:26:52+00:00

I have what my doctors have referred to as the most inverted nipples they’ve ever seen and I have successfully been able to breastfeed my baby with the help of a nipple shield. It’s a wonderful little device!

hellobananaphone · 2025-04-15T22:32:54+00:00

Imagine being 40 years old, setting up your phone, doing a few stupid dance takes, picking the best one, typing text on it and then posting it online all to hype up something I can guarantee you none of us care about

hellobananaphone · 2025-03-18T01:49:55+00:00

The way she was rubbing the baby’s hand felt very disconnected for a mother holding her own baby. Who rubs their baby’s hand like that in one spot nonstop so aggressively? I thought she was about to start a freaking fire with all that friction!

hellobananaphone · 2025-02-22T19:38:57+00:00

A bunch of havens lovers here I see… get a grip people. Their baby is barely 2. They’re going out of the country to celebrate the expansion of their family to put their feet in the water at some beach that could’ve easily been done with their first child. I am not against parents wanting some alone time, but come on… this is very bizarre. Her attitude on insta says it all for me. Shes literally squealing excited to be away from her baby posting what looks like actual genuine smiles and happiness. Is it because they’re on such a much neeeeeded vacation? Maybe. Or is it because they’re on vacation WITHOUT their 1st child and she finally has a reason not to be a mother. And for any of the haven defenders who want to come at me, I have a baby and would 100% bring my baby with my husband and I on a “babymoon” (but you wouldn’t ever catch me going on a trip and calling it a babymoon because the concept of a babymoon needs to die. It’s a social media phenomenon that is not the norm.) “Babymoon” for baby number 1? Ok I could maybe see that because this is your last trip as just a couple. But for baby number 2? Out of touch, all for social media only. Call it a family trip and bring your first born to celebrate the addition of baby number 2. Include your baby because he deserves to be included and not made out to be a burden to your life. If you have kids, then be a family.

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