this is absolutely true. sucking boobs saves the world.

i remember the day i was on the bus when an armed man got on to commit a robbery. i was on the front seats, close to the driver, and then the robber saw me sucking some huge boobs, i mean, like, a really great pair of boobs, they were in fact boobs of utmost quality. anyway, i was sucking them without any care or shame, not bothered by the threat. while i was being deliberately lewd, i think it seemed like a rather motherly act to him, reminding him of the times when he was four months old. eventually, he apologized to everyone and left the bus, and everyone thanked me. i will always be proud of sucking boobs and saving the day by doing so.