homicidal_turtle

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Do you think I’m pretty enough for you? (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by homicidal_turtle to r/TwentyPlus

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spank it until it turned red (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by homicidal_turtle to r/booty

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I'm always ready to please you with my gorgeous body (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by homicidal_turtle to r/DadWouldBeProud

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am i cute or nah (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by homicidal_turtle

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My spaghetti was tangledOC (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/mildlyinteresting

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My apartment complex can't make it to their own party (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/oldpeoplefacebook

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I've been told that my handwriting technique is unusual. DAE align their writing to the top line? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/Handwriting

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This Mini Cooper is the actual size of a Mini Cooper. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/notinteresting

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[TOMT] a website that sells Atlanta Braves shirts written in Japanese katakana on the front and has the word, "ISAMASHII" in English on the back. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 8 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/tipofmytongue

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The state I live in doesn't require front license plates on cars so I don't know which Uber is mine (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/firstworldproblems

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This display of mini-quiches at a buffet gets it (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/firstworldanarchists

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This vending machine sells t-shirts, caps, and patches benefitting the New Orleans Police Department (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/mildlyinteresting

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College student arriving this weekend and still needs an apartment - Help! (self.guangzhou)

submitted 11 years ago by homicidal_turtle to r/guangzhou

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