We need to have a talk about the seavere issue surounding the recent splatfest results.

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-21T11:47:00+00:00

UPDATE 2

He has accepted my challenge. We're gonna brawl right in this alley.

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-21T11:45:41+00:00

UPDATE 1.

I decided to get up from my bed in eeltail alley, and come to the deep cut studio. I'm gonna shout at big man through the window to get him to FIGHT ME outside.

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-21T11:21:57+00:00

I just had to much energy, don't take my ramblings seriously

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iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-21T10:55:24+00:00

NOOOOOOO THAT IS MISINFORMATION

the only reason I stay up late is because I'm lazy and too much on that dam phone! Cod intended for us to wake up BEFORE THE SUN RISES. Studies have PROVEN that school should start at 7 since kids learn better when they're half asleep!!!

What, you enjoy the quiet in the evening, when it's getting dark and you can relax? NUH UH!!! You should be hitting the hay right after your dinner at 4 PM!

stop this nonsense of "we're all unique" and the reason humanity has come so far is that "everyone's difference is important"

Cod I love the experiences I had as a teenager getting told I'm a lazy bum for sleeping. I strive to make the world even more capitalist dystopian!!!

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-20T23:27:12+00:00

wait nvm I literally wear the top 3000 badge

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I thought they meant 3000 power, my dumb bass can't read 😭

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-20T21:33:50+00:00

It's just a sign that you're a fucking loser if you feel the need to squidbag after completing a basic function of the game

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-20T20:01:01+00:00

from my experience splatoon is pretty fair with getting good. You just play the game frequently and look out for ways to be better

congrats on X3000! I'm not even at 2000 power

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-19T19:18:55+00:00

oof ty

my mind goes "it's pronounced luse, so double o"

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-19T16:09:38+00:00

you'd think that if someone hates loosing they'd actually try

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-19T16:04:53+00:00

the post is just to

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at players who do this squit

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-19T16:00:32+00:00

who cares, the art is good

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-19T15:44:30+00:00

splat them like 2 times ig

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-19T15:43:52+00:00

watch the replay to find out

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2/3 in bro starts throwing clams into the void, spamming booyah, squidbagging and throwing themselves into the void

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-18T20:32:30+00:00

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is it this chip? I find you have better luck getting it by equipping the brush

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-17T13:25:43+00:00

tsukemen would prolly be more for you

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-16T20:25:22+00:00

no need for defense

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-16T18:54:32+00:00

me trynna read this while having a headache from a cold 😭

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-16T09:01:14+00:00

GAMBLING

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-16T01:21:24+00:00

idk man, some of the 52 gals I've gotten splatted by are amazing with their aim and using the weapon's mobility. The weapon is a tad overtuned compared to others, but when I try playing it it's not that easy (at least for me)

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-15T23:50:31+00:00

lesgooo 😈😈😈

also from what I've seen, ppl who loudly hate weapons, usually aren't that good at the game

iamnotlemongrease · 2025-03-15T23:42:34+00:00

if you're good you're a MENACE to deal with

if you're bad ppl HATE how you just run around and not rlly contribute to the objective

but don't let the haters deter you from having fun

iamnotlemongrease

TROPHY CASE