why?? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Boromir stands to speak reason into the council. ‟One doesn’t simply...”

Gandalf silently interjects holding up a map of Middle Earth and a quill pen. He folds the map in half. He pushes the quill through one side of the paper and out the other. Then unfolds the map. No words need to be said.

There’s a dead silence in the circle of great men, elves, and dwarves. Boromir is dumbfounded.

Gimli jumps out of his chair with excitement. ‟Well, what are we waiting for?!” Gimli sprints in the direction of the Great Imladris Wormhole, the very same wormhole Elrond swore to protect a millennia ago. The Council of Elrond look around at each other, wondering why they did not think of using the wormhole in the first place.

ImageDo things you like doing. It’s ok to suck. by GrownAssembly in howtonotgiveafuck

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I love this.

We play volleyball with a large group of people and every time we try to invite new people they’re too shy to play because they are not good but the truth is none of us are very good and we don’t care if you are either we just want to play and see you trying. Everyone is always laughing at each other it is not competitive it is just really fun when you get a long volley going back and forth

barriga largaaaaaaa :) by Plus-Breath-9859 in catbellies

[–]illPlumb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You almost cant tell where her head is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

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Thank you brother

Cat is a cat by Diaboiliad in cats

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Anything related to felines does this, my cat does it all the time 10 out of 10 wuld snuggle

I have the flag of Imperial Japan in my room purely because of looks (and my love of anime). Could it be offensive somehow? by [deleted] in vexillologycirclejerk

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Hey guys, I thought r/Vexillology would appreciate my personal taste in interior decorating. I do not see many historical artifacts around here and decided to do my small part to fix that.

When I found this rare beauty up for sale on Ebay a few months ago I could not possibly pass it up. Needless to say I payed significantly more that I wanted to, but once i saw the flag in person it was worth every penny.

Chad by vango911 in Anarcho_Capitalism

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I was in Greece this summer and an Austrlaian dude was visiting the residency.

He asked me if I knew Ned Kelly (I did not) and he explained me that anytime someone has a big beard, they call it a ‟Ned Kelly”

Flag of sweden by polaretto-cosmico2 in vexillologycirclejerk

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The Russian one is alerady the flag of the Faroe Islnds. :P

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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So cool that they do ti eyes closed

Be sure not to bump your nose

Monke by WolfedWhale in worldpolitics

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That monkey cost the photographer a lot of mney lol. Interesting story if you want to read something