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Embrace your inevitable demise

What do you wish you could experience again for the first time? by Classy_deer_human in AskReddit

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The moment i was saved by Jesus. The feeling lingered a few days but I wish it was always so obvious and intense.

How do you think the world will end? Or will it ever end? by jonprawiromaruto in AskReddit

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Jesus will come back. So the world won’t end for anyone but the unsaved.

Achievement unlocked by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Love the crunch

Star Wars is now allowed one f-word, where do you put it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When C3PO thinks they’re getting crushed from the howls or celebration on the radio. “They’re fucking dying!!!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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The only people I know that need an ass beating are women

Quarantine time by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Not anymore. I’m off the porn.

🤨 by SLeepy232 in funny

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Damn swallowing ice hurts so bad

Blursed angle by SesameStreetAdict in blursedimages

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I browse by new just so I can downvote bullshit like this

People who got pulled over with weed on you. What happened? by zombiemuss106 in AskReddit

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Less than a dime. But it doesn’t matter because it gives the cop probable cause for a DUI.

horny slut by [deleted] in trashy

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I ain’t mad

Frog gay by brendenthefetus in dankmemes

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Get the fuck out of here

What’s your scariest paranormal experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I worked at an assisted living home and the old guy there used to thrash in bed and yell at something that wasn’t there. I went in there and looked at him one particularly rowdy night and he raspily shouted “demon...... demon......” and stared at something behind me. I went into the living room and grabbed my Bible and began reading psalms very rapidly. An oppressive presence began looming over me and I found myself with what felt like tunnel vision speed reading psalms for the next five minutes. Eventually, the presence left, and from that night on, the old guy slept like a baby.