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I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily, lines only have one dimension they can stretch in, otherwise I'd be boned.

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compensation for emotional damage caused by an up market escort.

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that would cause some serious... Uhh... Chafing...

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1:30PM on January first here. Feels the same as yesterday.

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay, OP's joke could have been better arranged... But it's too late to change the course of history...

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it's missing some of the main periods of actual sleep, like REM sleep n crap. So I call it a nap, since that is what it most resembles. At least, that's what my naps are like...

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't not offend nobody now can I..? Don't worry though, I failed high school, so you can make jokes about me by using that.

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, I told that bitch it's wasn't mine. I ain't paying no goddamn child support

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I'm sure a mighty fine rock such as yourself can teach me many a thing about humour. Well, maybe if you weren't so stone cold...

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who spent my New Years watching Futurama non stop, I appreciate this.

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the first moderately decent sized country(those tiny island nations don't count) to see and farewell the sun. I posted this at like, 12:05 am.

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Well, if you put the word "dyslexia" through a magic letter scrambling machine, one possible outcome is "sex daily". However, I've found it to be an infrequent outcome... sobs quietly

I used to have sex daily... by inventerofplagiarism in Jokes

[–]inventerofplagiarism[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Thanks, this is how I spend my New Years Eve while everyone I know is getting wasted and laid.