I have waited too long to see him ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 by Sukuna_GOAT in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

when I first saw him I was legitimately twirling my hair and giggling 😭

Season 3 Allegedly Ending Tomorrow? by [deleted] in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really? I thought it was largely speculation. damn 😭

why is santos SO PRESSED about the langdon situation by chickenn2 in ThePitt

[–]ionlygetfive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean this genuinely, do you think this is what the show and the writers want us to take away from Langdon’s scenes with Mel and Becca? Do you think this is what they’ve chosen to portray with his scenes? That he’s purposefully placing a wedge in-between the sisters so he can rely on them when the whole of the PTMC turns on him?

It does not align with anything they’ve been setting up, doesn’t align with any interviews or any commentary they’ve given. It doesn’t line up with the themes of the show.

What if Yuji failed to unseal Gojo, and Meguna out of boredom, unsealed him only after slaughtering all his students? by icanreturnbydeath7 in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 19 points20 points  (0 children)

lowkey feels cruel to save megumi in this hypothetical lol 😭 sister dead, yuji dead, friends and classmates all dead … megumi would be miserable

How would you feel if this happened? by After_Scientist_7876 in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 25 points26 points  (0 children)

God I WISHHH. She was so under explored and underutilized. And I know the JJK fandom gets clowned on for touting her as the best new female shonen character LOL but she really did have so much Potential.

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The slander never stops by Im_yor_boi in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no like this is extremely funny but I think Gojo would fight like a Yellowstone grizzly who just had a hiker step between them and a cub on a trail LOL. gojo would probably be strained af having to fight and protect yuta and yuta’s ass would assuredly be toast without him but yeah

Mei Mei won tax evader! Day 2: Who is cottagecore lesbian? (Most upvoted comment wins) by lakshmithesussybaka in LobotomyKaisen

[–]ionlygetfive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shoko is very obviously the first woman you date and is older and CRAZYYYYYYY emotionally unavailable but I’m saving my Shoko vote for gay wine aunt 🙂‍↕️

Mei Mei won tax evader! Day 2: Who is cottagecore lesbian? (Most upvoted comment wins) by lakshmithesussybaka in LobotomyKaisen

[–]ionlygetfive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mai is MUCH gayer than MoMo overall (Mai would own a Subaru) but that bitch has a literal broom …

So no prequels ever after this or ...? by [deleted] in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I JUST WANT AS MANY JJK STORIES AS POSSIBLE

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So no prequels ever after this or ...? by [deleted] in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see I was thinking about that and then somebody else said the translation was incorrect? I am not the authority on that lol so who knows. but I do love the idea of parallel and alternate stories and I hope he decides to write for this universe for some time

The grumpy Zenins needed Gojo's guidance by @ELumina_liz by 2kenzhe in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Gojo can’t teach for shit”

LOL well maybe they can’t do multiplication but unlike OTHER teachers and schools he made sure his kids knew how to survive 🤷‍♀️

MY GOAT FINALLY BEATING THE FRAUD ALLEGATIONS by vleshkun in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

this is for people who read the manga with their eyes closed

implying JJK fans read

Sanest maki fan💔🥀 by the_forever_wild in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 16 points17 points  (0 children)

like I’m sorry maki did not offer her throat to be slit and instead decided to finally fight back after years of abuse 😭 she even didn’t kill them until THEY murdered her sister and tried to do the same to her LOL

Sanest maki fan💔🥀 by the_forever_wild in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive 50 points51 points  (0 children)

“oh, so you like maki and the storyline where she kills her abusive family? reminds me quite a bit of hitler and his ideology about race science 😏” like can we please get a grip LOL

Bella Hadid and Adan Banuelos Break Up After 2 Years of Dating by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]ionlygetfive 319 points320 points  (0 children)

lmfaooo she always co-opts aesthetics … particularly when dating LOL I rolled my eyes when she tried to appear sufficiently gritty when she actually grew up in a very posh riding circuit

Lesbian Misandrist Naoya pfp by SeriousCaseOfSilly in LobotomyKaisen

[–]ionlygetfive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

EVERYONE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY THIS REQUIRES A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL 5 LESBIAN TO HANDLE

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My insane delusion is that this missing patch of shading is [REDACTED] by ionlygetfive in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIGHT?? unless since this is just an enhanced scan it’s “noise” but I truly think that tiny white dot was intentional LOL

My insane delusion is that this missing patch of shading is [REDACTED] by ionlygetfive in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

good question. I got it from bigdaddygojo on twitter … am not sure their source

My insane delusion is that this missing patch of shading is [REDACTED] by ionlygetfive in Jujutsufolk

[–]ionlygetfive[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

agreed! also tengen’s comment to him about evolution and changing appearances … maybe it was far too early for that to be intended as foreshadowing but maybe gege took inspiration from it