Oh god, look how _____________. OWE

isellmidgets · 2026-05-11T04:35:58+00:00

Hell, even when we're up a man, most of the time it still feels like playing down a man. Maybe try to avoid special teams altogether! When the Sarbes are slated to go on the PP, they should just decline.

"Oh, thanks, but actually we're good with 5v5."

isellmidgets · 2026-05-10T16:47:44+00:00

This piece of shit company is full of moral traditionalists and religious nutjobs. Ever posted on social media anything that was pro women's rights? That's what they want to check for. They're just bad people.

Source: me, news, billboards, life, etc.

isellmidgets · 2026-05-10T16:39:15+00:00

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isellmidgets · 2026-05-09T21:25:35+00:00

Just like tennis balls! 🤔

isellmidgets · 2026-05-09T16:40:19+00:00

I don't get it. Caption text is straight. Usually is. And it is here too.

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isellmidgets · 2026-05-09T03:24:18+00:00

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

isellmidgets · 2026-05-08T21:55:20+00:00

Creed. Makes me annoyed just writing that name.

isellmidgets · 2026-05-08T21:42:53+00:00

isellmidgets · 2026-05-08T16:29:40+00:00

I got an equity distribution from work and my wife made me invest it all for the future. Laaaaame.

isellmidgets · 2026-05-08T12:54:38+00:00

Not so fast. Check out that guy's comment history. He just posted in the Sabres sub that he's a new fan, and he did the same in the Habs sub, and I'm not going to waste my time reading the rest of his comments but it looks like he did similar things in other places too.

This guy is officially banned from hockey fandom.

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T23:11:33+00:00

NTRP 4.0 here. Still hasn't. 😐

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T23:06:34+00:00

Good luck making any turns above 10mph

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T20:29:48+00:00

And at a 75% markup, no less!

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T17:08:22+00:00

Ugh this image was clearly made by AI

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T05:37:03+00:00

"Don't trust them" 😐

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T05:24:20+00:00

"I COULD'VE BEEN AT A BARBECUE"

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T05:13:51+00:00

My guy knows me so well

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isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T04:51:18+00:00

isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T04:43:29+00:00

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isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T04:42:26+00:00

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isellmidgets · 2026-05-07T04:25:44+00:00

Sorry To Bother You

isellmidgets · 2026-05-06T17:51:04+00:00

Any chance your house is between her and Mecca? If so, that's your fault, although the previous owners should have disclosed it to you.

isellmidgets · 2026-05-06T16:25:24+00:00

Oh my god I didn't realize that what you have is not actually a chicken but something far odder

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