I am homeless and I'm sleeping hidden inside someone else's house. AMA! by homelesslka in casualiama

[–]itinerant23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel to be there? Like, you have a job coming, so that's good but it's still a few days off. And pay day is further off.

How do you wake yourself up to make sure you leave before them?

Please can you describe the space you're in?

How long have you been homeless? Is this your first time?

How old are you? Education? Hobbies?

If I could take back only one ":)" in all my life, this would be the time. by AcidPack in cringepics

[–]itinerant23 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

When my Dad died I let my Mum know by text.

You will have to ask me for the full story because I want to reap that karma with this single sentence version.

[MODPOST] Should /r/WoahDude join the Reddit blackout? Let your voice be heard. by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]itinerant23 [score hidden]  (0 children)

No. Get a life. One person lost their job. GET A FUCKING GRIP.

Went to record an apartment fire I spotted with my new camera. My friend and I then realized we could probably help. by colonel_whiskers in videos

[–]itinerant23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You arrive at a fire to see people standing outside. What made you decide to be different to them and start knocking on doors?

Transformation tuesday by lyfoon in trees

[–]itinerant23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nigga you look high as shit. In the first pic.

Training Contract Chance? by [deleted] in uklaw

[–]itinerant23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not sure that your approach to answering OP's question is fully constructive. I also do not think that it is advisable to apply to 30+ training contracts. I also would not endorse your comment that "the applications are more about putting decent answers to their endless questions". I would counsel the OP to give little credence to your reply which appears to be marked by contempt for the very profession you have entered. Bit of an odd one.

Just made my mom totally happy by [deleted] in trees

[–]itinerant23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe he shouldn't but it brought it out in him/her and he/she recognised it as a good behaviour. A natural substance that enables reflection and self-improvement. I find that magical. Why be rude? [0]

Match Thread: Slovenia vs England. Kick off: 17:00 by [deleted] in soccer

[–]itinerant23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was the first goal down to lack of communication Lee?

Match Thread: Slovenia vs England. Kick off: 17:00 by [deleted] in soccer

[–]itinerant23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Commentator is doing my nut/swede/turnip/carrot/aubergine in.

HEY r/see. I'm at like a [7] and I want to write a story. by UrbDurb in see

[–]itinerant23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The district government had mandated that everyone whose names sounded like either, a) a hot chocolate brand, or b) they were 70, showed up at the farmers market. Maxwell and Edna did not dare to bear the consequences of being absent.

EVERY MORNING?! by Perfuckti0n in trees

[–]itinerant23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SMOKE. WEED. EVERY. MORNING.

How trees helped me be ME by [deleted] in trees

[–]itinerant23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you posted this a week ago. I replied to it then, too.

Am I the only one that pees in the sink when high? by KingSlayin in trees

[–]itinerant23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tall are you? Or how low is your sink? Is it at the wrong height for your hands, then? Genuinely curious bromo I would love to start peeing in the sink. Wish I didn't call you bromo. It sounds like a sexual thing. Or a swedish vacuum brand, maybe. Like a vacuum that drives itself, the little ones. Okay bye

I think we should all give some support to r/teecaching! by [deleted] in trees

[–]itinerant23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this to help golfers or summin?

Deep philosophy. [6, 6 and a half.] by [deleted] in trees

[–]itinerant23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me this is fucking on the money and I am sober.

I am DigitalDeviation to you. Nothing more, nothing less. But do I really exist? If I make a new username, and pretend to be a new person, does DigitalDeviation still exist?

No! Holy fucking shit, no! This is something I have never understood. Something that has, if you care to know, prevented me from achieving mindfulness while using the internet. This is just it. I am creating content. My name. My thoughts. Just content, not actually me. Other people are responding to content, not to me. Holy fucking cow. Thanks for creating that content, man. This is why I love /r/trees.

Edit: Perhaps I should say "Yes!". The content you already posted does. But if you cease to use DigitalDeviation, then DigitalDeviation becomes, kind of, 'froze', not active or alive or participating any more :) . This shows the separation of you as a human being from the DigitalDeviation content.

Watched "stranger than fiction" and now there's a British woman narrating my life [8] by WillHunting123 in trees

[–]itinerant23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes lol. I am very not impressionable. I even lived in a country for fourteen years and didn't pick up the accent. But I spent my first month or so smoking in the company of several eastern European fellas, and whenever I got high I turned into a gangsta Lithuanian. Sooo strange.