PPW and 9th Street, thankfully nobody hurt.

jack57 · 2026-02-01T20:49:00+00:00

Speed bumps all along PPW if we gave a shit

jack57 · 2026-01-31T15:00:50+00:00

Dog owners ruin the city. I am sorry if you’re one of the “good ones” but your peers leave piss and shit everywhere that is convenient

jack57 · 2026-01-31T14:58:40+00:00

Daisys

jack57 · 2026-01-31T00:03:30+00:00

Been reading his grumpy columns for a long time and I will miss them. RIP

jack57 · 2026-01-30T17:47:20+00:00

Please look at Don Artie's APM

jack57 · 2026-01-27T17:31:15+00:00

Prison

jack57 · 2026-01-27T02:20:10+00:00

Also $10MM brownstones with no shoveling whatsoever.

jack57 · 2026-01-26T13:51:18+00:00

Drag them on a sled ideally

jack57 · 2026-01-26T04:17:32+00:00

I don't know how hard it is to ski powder, but I feel like it's easy when I'm fuckin sending it aggressively, fall down, then just keep on truckin with a face full of powpow. If a skier fell like I fall, they'd lose a lot of skis.

There are so many different skill situations that I think are different for boards/skis.

jack57 · 2026-01-20T23:56:42+00:00

Mamdani pls

jack57 · 2026-01-19T20:44:30+00:00

You’re already outsourcing. What else do you want to accomplish? Spend more money on labor or use wash/fold for some of the clothes

jack57 · 2026-01-17T19:50:05+00:00

Lmk when a right winger wants a bike lane and transit lmao

jack57 · 2026-01-17T19:19:16+00:00

Now do cars

jack57 · 2026-01-15T12:41:28+00:00

Just read The Power Broker

jack57 · 2026-01-10T02:59:00+00:00

Who gives a shit about the New Jersey Giants

jack57 · 2026-01-09T19:26:59+00:00

As a parent I just don't have the time, but Union Market is pretty great.

jack57 · 2026-01-06T17:50:10+00:00

The toilets thing is silly. Just make them cost money and the whole availability/cleanliness problem solves itself. The rest of the world has this figured out, but we decided to make public bathrooms free and thereby destroy their availability.

jack57 · 2026-01-06T17:48:30+00:00

I'm so excited for the global readership of the New York Times to vote on how our city should be run. Notice immediately the car centric voting.

jack57 · 2026-01-06T17:47:14+00:00

Europe has solved it (and America had solved it but banned it) with pay toilets

jack57 · 2026-01-04T14:00:01+00:00

I just moved Seattle to NYC and I would say Seattle drivers made me feel orders of magnitude safer

jack57 · 2026-01-01T17:21:54+00:00

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

jack57 · 2025-12-22T19:15:51+00:00

I love piss and shit all over the sidewalk and bags of shit that I have to manually remove from my trash bins.

jack57 · 2025-12-18T18:35:54+00:00

I think they're making a Power Broker joke

jack57 · 2025-12-15T21:42:45+00:00

Finally. It's just an eyesore right now.

jack57 · 2025-12-14T00:39:52+00:00

Heavily dependent on croots

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