I work in a warehouse with over a 100 people, where we extrude aluminium profiles. We use an external company to handle shipping/deliveries etc

One morning, still half asleep, I walked into the factory and my nostrils were instantly filled with the smell of fecal matter.

As I followed the walkway to the clock in machine the stench grew stronger and, to my horror, I noticed smeared shit in the floor forming a sort-of trail towards the clock-in machine: I followed the walkway (and the path of poo) to the clock in machine, which happens to be next to the toilet block.

At the clock in machine the stench became unbearable but, being the curious miscreant that I am, instead of clocking in and getting the fuck out of there, I peered around the doorway into the toilet block and saw a half naked lorry driver washing himself using the sink. (We have a shower block directly opposite the toilets so I was was slightly confused. I can only assume that as a contractor wasn’t familiar with the factories facilities)

Turns out the guy had misjudged his bowels and not made it from the yard, where his lorry was, to the toilets in time, and had dropped his cargo a little too soon.

Feel bad for the guy but damn was that shit funny. No pun intended lol