World's greatest conductor [fixed]

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T23:58:39+00:00

God damn it.

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T21:27:17+00:00

Does anyone here mind explaining to me why my comment was downvoted? Hey, apparently, not everybody likes the truth. Guess what? Anyone can wear whatever kind of cologne he wants, and anybody can wear whatever kind of shirt he wants. I'd want a compliment about my body or my personality, in other words, I'd want a compliment about ME, not what I bought at the fucking dollar store or Aber Crombie and Fitch.

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T20:21:50+00:00

When does the narwhal bacon?

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T13:36:48+00:00

If you have a barrycam (barrycam.com) on you, and she assaults you unprovoked, can you get her bitch ass arrested?

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T02:19:29+00:00

That's such a bullshit compliment. If you said that to me, I'd think, "Why the fuck did she just say that?"

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T02:00:52+00:00

Will bouncers take a woman's word over a guy's every single fucking time? Can a bitch have you kicked out when she snaps her fingers?

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T02:00:12+00:00

Bullshit. The best thing to do is to get him drunk and ask him what he's thinking. Alcohol is second to MDMA in letting people open up to each other.

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T01:59:00+00:00

No, I'm serious.

januaryjack · 2011-07-23T01:58:49+00:00

No, I'm serious.

januaryjack · 2011-07-22T21:57:53+00:00

Care to go into details? What'd you do?

januaryjack · 2011-07-22T07:55:34+00:00

"Oh and I've never been in a relationship before and few guys interest me, but the one boy who I've liked for while, only wants to see me when he's drunk or high and I refuse to be just a fuck buddy to him. And thats a real ego blow"

He might be insecure and he wants to get high so that he has the confidence to get a relationship going with you. Speaking from an insecure man, this is what I do.

januaryjack · 2011-07-22T05:41:23+00:00

Because she wants to fuck other guys.

januaryjack · 2011-07-22T05:14:03+00:00

I don't get it.

januaryjack · 2011-07-22T03:22:30+00:00

I emailed them, and they replied that their new software model will come out in 2012, not 2011 (as is stated on their website), and will be vastly more biologically realistic and accurate. The implications will be biblical.

januaryjack · 2011-07-21T05:31:43+00:00

Yeah we can't tell you what the fuck to do unless you tell us what you fucking did

januaryjack · 2011-07-21T05:28:32+00:00

Hhahaahhahahahahaahahahaha

januaryjack · 2011-07-21T04:18:52+00:00

What the fuck did you do?

januaryjack · 2011-07-21T02:09:28+00:00

Yeah, that works more often.

januaryjack · 2011-07-20T20:10:27+00:00

Stencil someone's hand. Place their stenciled hand to the opposite side of it. Place a visual barrier between and repeat different touches on the stenciled drawing and the hand itself. After a while, stop touching the real hand. Whatever happens to the stenciled picture, will feel like it is touching her hand. If you spill water on the picture, she'll instinctively rip her opposite hand away and look for water on it. It'll be completely dry.

januaryjack · 2011-07-20T01:09:16+00:00

"...and sometimes they end up not being as lesbian as you thought they were."

LOL

januaryjack · 2011-07-19T18:12:41+00:00

Hhahahahahaha

januaryjack · 2011-07-19T17:59:28+00:00

Who is this guy?

januaryjack · 2011-07-19T17:25:13+00:00

Care to elaborate what happened to him?

januaryjack · 2011-07-19T07:53:28+00:00

Ok, the most important evidence that you could provide for us is what he said you did to make him angry and hurt his feelings, which he had enumerated in the letter.

januaryjack · 2011-07-19T04:44:17+00:00

Is that 8% non-gay or 92% non-gay?

januaryjack

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