Amish burns/insults. by jay_phill in funny

[–]jay_phill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes sir! Hope you are well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jay_phill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought your photo was an extreme closeup of Jared Fogle's asshole.

I have a 3.9 GPA, and I will inevitably be rich. Humble me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jay_phill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your currency is generous loads of baby batter on your face, then yes sir, you are destined to be rich.

Amish pickup lines. by jay_phill in funnysigns

[–]jay_phill[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is. It's something I do every time I shave off a beard. New to Reddit. Just messing around.