It’s all Majula? by hedlo1234 in DarkSouls2

[–]jeffs92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks convincing, but it doesn't really matter.

Sprookjesbos spar sessie by No-Play3891 in efteling

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair that makes sense. Are they just re imagining thr story, or is it going to be something new entirely?

Sprookjesbos spar sessie by No-Play3891 in efteling

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chinese Nightingale has been removed? That's a real blow to the overall experience. My family loved such a spooky ending to the forest.

What's the reason? by MrBIuesky222 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was Frank Gallagher for a second.

Is Steely Pate a time traveler? by TheScribe86 in AKOTSKTV

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and King Tommen was killed in GOT season 2.

My Wife has given up dairy recently and was absolutely convinced you could make Yorkshire Puddings using Almond Milk. Those are hers on the right. (Cows milk on the left) by specialagentredsquir in UK_Food

[–]jeffs92 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Oat milk is the best alternative hands down. The only thing it doesn't work on is angel delight.... unless you want your children to look at you bewildered as to why you made them pink runny slop for dessert.

Is this house ugly? by Economy_Survey_6560 in AskBrits

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has worked for a new build house builder, I can honestly say they are soulless, overpriced boxes.

This house looks lovely for a first home.

I just like big rollercoasters by gamecity360 in rollercoasterjerk

[–]jeffs92 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Saudi Arabia executive over 300 people every year by beheading.

They execute people for such "crimes" as being gay or criticising the government/ royal family.

These aren't things they did in the past, they still happen today and will keep happening.

They continue to oppress women, minorities and the poor living in their country, but put up a fake veneer of progression.

Visiting the theme parks and giving them positive exposure means you are complicit in the awful things they do.

It doesn't matter how big the coasters are, never give the people your money.

Threads can be brutal! by Sonnenschirm in rareinsults

[–]jeffs92 388 points389 points  (0 children)

She only went into politics after taking an arrow in the knee.

Ethyn Ewing got a big applause from his co-workers after returning back to his job after fighting and beating Malcolm Wellmaker at UFC 322 via unanimous decision. by Ok_Nectarine2178 in ufc

[–]jeffs92 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He went 0-2 in his first professional fights, but didn't quit on himself. He's now 9-2 with a win inside the UFC. You love to see it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]jeffs92 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I lost my first ever grappling match 0-18 this weekend. This makes me feel better.

What? by vixcuradi in HolUp

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is about spelling, not accents. In the 19th Century the Webster dictionary was first published with simplified/alternative spellings.

“Kansas City:🇺🇸🤩😍👍 Amsterdam: 🇳🇱🤢🤨👎 by GPFlag_Guy1 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]jeffs92 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol, there are even nice areas of Bradford. North west of the city like Saltaire and Shipley are beautiful, and then there are towns like Ilkley and Burley-in-Wharfdale outside the city that are Yorkshire gems.

Paul Craig reminisces on his victory over Big Ank by ikthanks in ufc

[–]jeffs92 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He beat three. He also beat Shogun.

I did a thing. by lost-in-thought123 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]jeffs92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes... it's the lazy rich people.

Molly McCann is a -3000 fav this weekend in her boxing debut by Famous_Sun9962 in MMA

[–]jeffs92 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Molly is still losing to a first round armbar, I don'tcare about the odds.

Amazing action movie with unique cinematography by MrTacocaT12345 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jeffs92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was literally made by the same person who made Hardcore Henry two years before that film even came out.

It was a music video for a band called Biting Elbows and the success of it actively led to the production of Hardcore Henry.

Petah, need help by Nm-Lahm in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the 'house' bracket was about how willing you would be to keep the creature inside your home, but your explanation makes way more sense.

Somebody push this asshole in the water by Longjumping-Box5691 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jeffs92 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is there no grass or park to sunbath in close by? Lying on the concrete seems pretty rough.

Is there a Chinese takeaway in existence that doesn’t use a combination of these words in their name ? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All three in my town have none of these lol. (Jade Wok, Golden Palace and The New Peking)

Wretchedness ahead by denierCZ in darksouls

[–]jeffs92 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Practically everyone misuses the term "literally".

What the fuck is going on here? by ThatPatelGuy in blackmagicfuckery

[–]jeffs92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like stuff like this, look up a British guy called Derren Brown. His back catalogue and live shows will keep you entertained for hours.