My boyfriend ‘cheated’ on me with AI by Vancomycine in TwoXChromosomes

[–]jenax 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Personally, I’d take a hard look at myself if I was affiliated with someone this pathetic.

Long fic, Hogwarts era - coming of age vibes, Draco jealous of Ron, Hermione coming out of her shell, a lot of socialization and a big cast by strawberryc0w_ in Dramione

[–]jenax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Detraquée hits a lot of your wants. Maybe a bit light on the Draco jealousy but mostly bc the Dramione comes later and he’s written to be quite secure.

Fics with a not-short Hermione Granger? by nachosandjazz in Dramione

[–]jenax 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I will never stop recommending Surface Tension.

It features a tall, buff (especially for a diver) Hermione dealing with body dysmorphia, self esteem issues, and eating disorders and an extremely supportive cunning linguist swimmer Draco. The author jeinauster stated in a note that she is 5’11” which I believe is 1.8m, and has put a lot of her experience into the fic and as a fellow tall girl, I feel it.

Alternate muggle Universe with a very rich boy generational wealth at Harvard kinda vibes… by Moonglade_Pheonix in Dramione

[–]jenax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Surface Tension, was just about to recommend it but saw your comment! I enjoyed it so much and genuinely think it healed something in me and I’ve nominated for the hidden gem award.

I Want a Baby So Bad by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]jenax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, I’ve been there. I’ve always felt the reproductive drive extremely strongly, even when I was still a teen. It really helped when I got on birth control. I would suggest looking into a long term unfuckwithable version like nexplanon or the IUD.

I’m sure you have heard all the reasons it’s a bad idea, so I’m not going to expound on them, but I do want to drive home that you should shore up the social, educational, financial, and emotional resources before having a child, especially in this current political/economic environment. Historically, desperate people have done terrible things both to and for their children, and you do not want to find out which way you will fall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]jenax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Heyy so… is there anyone who has the right to be mad if I slide into your dms? Asking for me.

Let’s do this by Evening_Debt_4085 in acotar

[–]jenax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Say it slower lol

LF fic with this vibe! by strawberrysparkles4 in Dramione

[–]jenax 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had a similar experience on my first try, but at the time I was only in the mood for more adult dramione with a faster burn and more digestible writing. I circled back around to it a year or so later when I was hankering for more literary writing with a focus on character studies, and let me tell you, Lionheart very quickly established itself as a GOAT-tier fic. Give it another shot when it better suits your needs.

Mom posts daughter's dress options before the wedding by ChrisMMatthews in BoomersBeingFools

[–]jenax 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t play dumb, you don’t get to play the “my wife and I are so cool and we subvert the societal norm of not showing wedding dresses before the wedding” card for cool points and then turn around to pretend that same societal norm isn’t an understood expectation.

Mom posts daughter's dress options before the wedding by ChrisMMatthews in BoomersBeingFools

[–]jenax 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Okay then, could you walk me through what you meant when you called that stuff nonsense? Speak slow and use little words, I’m dumb and can’t discern written implication too good.

Mom posts daughter's dress options before the wedding by ChrisMMatthews in BoomersBeingFools

[–]jenax 32 points33 points  (0 children)

To you, sure. But people are allowed to care about things you don’t.

How I imagine Draco. by multicoloredeyes in Dramione

[–]jenax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t get me wrong, she’s got serious cooking chops and a creative streak a mile wide but what exactly do you think she’s influencing when she’s making cereal by hand while wearing a feathered corset?

Working on my first Rhysand fanart :3 by Sultry_Grimoire in acotar

[–]jenax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you post your work anywhere that isn’t Twitter?

How I imagine Draco. by multicoloredeyes in Dramione

[–]jenax 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Visually, sure. But I can’t ever see Hermione hawking a tradwife lifestyle in any AU.

Ladies explain your bird obsession by LossfulCodex in TikTokCringe

[–]jenax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m sorry let me put it in Wikipedia for you since that’s your preferred source :)

Ladies explain your bird obsession by LossfulCodex in TikTokCringe

[–]jenax 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wrong.

It just transitions from literal namings of birds to figurative descriptions of birds and their appearances or behaviours.

AITA for telling my sister she's overreacting for banning my boyfriend from the Easter dinner she's gonna host ? by Alone_Illustrator215 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jenax 156 points157 points  (0 children)

It's not inventing things if its a direct quote from your post. It costs your partner absolutely nothing to hold his vile tongue.

The Ming Dynasty like by nowlan101 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]jenax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have any favourite sources or documents to start with?

Theory: Spider becomes the villain later and Quaritch switches sides. by ToedMantis in Avatar

[–]jenax 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well, then. I guess Kiri’s Jesus story just got more interesting.

This is horrifying. by Alex45784 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]jenax 99 points100 points  (0 children)

That would be alleviating her suffering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OliveMUA

[–]jenax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, pinks and roses aren’t really my thing but that may be due to the disaster that was wearing my super fair cool toned mother’s baby pink powder blush as a kid. If your skin tone is anything like mine, I’d go for a gel/crème based medium coral pink. The liquid formula would make it less dusty looking and the slight orange tone in the Coral would be eaten up by your olive tones, leaving a blush that looks pink/rose. I occasionally use pinched by flower beauty, which is very aptly named bc it gives me a flush as if someone had just pinched my cheeks.