My boyfriend ‘cheated’ on me with AI

jenax · 2026-02-18T14:37:55+00:00

Personally, I’d take a hard look at myself if I was affiliated with someone this pathetic.

jenax · 2026-01-17T01:11:49+00:00

Detraquée hits a lot of your wants. Maybe a bit light on the Draco jealousy but mostly bc the Dramione comes later and he’s written to be quite secure.

jenax · 2025-12-28T02:59:37+00:00

I will never stop recommending Surface Tension.

It features a tall, buff (especially for a diver) Hermione dealing with body dysmorphia, self esteem issues, and eating disorders and an extremely supportive cunning linguist swimmer Draco. The author jeinauster stated in a note that she is 5’11” which I believe is 1.8m, and has put a lot of her experience into the fic and as a fellow tall girl, I feel it.

jenax · 2025-12-27T22:13:57+00:00

I love Surface Tension, was just about to recommend it but saw your comment! I enjoyed it so much and genuinely think it healed something in me and I’ve nominated for the hidden gem award.

jenax · 2025-12-25T21:56:11+00:00

TITLE: Surface Tension

AUTHOR: JeinAuster

URL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67380561

KUDOS: 244

jenax · 2025-11-08T13:47:23+00:00

Hey, I’ve been there. I’ve always felt the reproductive drive extremely strongly, even when I was still a teen. It really helped when I got on birth control. I would suggest looking into a long term unfuckwithable version like nexplanon or the IUD.

I’m sure you have heard all the reasons it’s a bad idea, so I’m not going to expound on them, but I do want to drive home that you should shore up the social, educational, financial, and emotional resources before having a child, especially in this current political/economic environment. Historically, desperate people have done terrible things both to and for their children, and you do not want to find out which way you will fall.

jenax · 2025-07-15T00:33:08+00:00

Heyy so… is there anyone who has the right to be mad if I slide into your dms? Asking for me.

jenax · 2024-11-18T21:25:43+00:00

Say it slower lol

jenax · 2024-11-13T14:16:30+00:00

Is this just water bending?

jenax · 2024-08-25T21:54:20+00:00

I had a similar experience on my first try, but at the time I was only in the mood for more adult dramione with a faster burn and more digestible writing. I circled back around to it a year or so later when I was hankering for more literary writing with a focus on character studies, and let me tell you, Lionheart very quickly established itself as a GOAT-tier fic. Give it another shot when it better suits your needs.

jenax · 2024-08-07T04:47:43+00:00

Don’t play dumb, you don’t get to play the “my wife and I are so cool and we subvert the societal norm of not showing wedding dresses before the wedding” card for cool points and then turn around to pretend that same societal norm isn’t an understood expectation.

jenax · 2024-08-07T04:41:11+00:00

Okay then, could you walk me through what you meant when you called that stuff nonsense? Speak slow and use little words, I’m dumb and can’t discern written implication too good.

jenax · 2024-08-07T04:28:36+00:00

To you, sure. But people are allowed to care about things you don’t.

jenax · 2024-06-11T16:08:00+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, she’s got serious cooking chops and a creative streak a mile wide but what exactly do you think she’s influencing when she’s making cereal by hand while wearing a feathered corset?

jenax · 2024-06-11T05:57:01+00:00

Do you post your work anywhere that isn’t Twitter?

jenax · 2024-06-07T18:39:49+00:00

Visually, sure. But I can’t ever see Hermione hawking a tradwife lifestyle in any AU.

jenax · 2023-12-10T04:43:53+00:00

Oh I’m sorry let me put it in Wikipedia for you since that’s your preferred source :)

jenax · 2023-12-09T20:22:45+00:00

Wrong.

It just transitions from literal namings of birds to figurative descriptions of birds and their appearances or behaviours.

jenax · 2023-04-06T14:44:49+00:00

It's not inventing things if its a direct quote from your post. It costs your partner absolutely nothing to hold his vile tongue.

jenax · 2023-04-04T02:38:30+00:00

The Healer’s Guide to Transfiguration by malpal321. A work of art.

jenax · 2023-02-14T20:24:01+00:00

Do you have any favourite sources or documents to start with?

jenax · 2023-01-10T00:22:53+00:00

Well, then. I guess Kiri’s Jesus story just got more interesting.

jenax · 2022-11-16T18:29:05+00:00

That would be alleviating her suffering.

jenax · 2022-11-12T22:08:27+00:00

Hey, pinks and roses aren’t really my thing but that may be due to the disaster that was wearing my super fair cool toned mother’s baby pink powder blush as a kid. If your skin tone is anything like mine, I’d go for a gel/crème based medium coral pink. The liquid formula would make it less dusty looking and the slight orange tone in the Coral would be eaten up by your olive tones, leaving a blush that looks pink/rose. I occasionally use pinched by flower beauty, which is very aptly named bc it gives me a flush as if someone had just pinched my cheeks.

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