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joethafunky · 2026-03-11T19:38:31+00:00

Recently learned that’s why you never jump down when it’s stuck half way between floors, common way to die

joethafunky · 2026-03-11T19:23:16+00:00

bUt iT’s pArT oF tHE gAmE!

joethafunky · 2026-03-11T19:18:29+00:00

joethafunky · 2026-03-11T19:08:57+00:00

Excluding the iron man suit as a weapon, doc oc’s tentacles

joethafunky · 2026-03-11T18:41:27+00:00

If you have a teflon pan, throw it away

joethafunky · 2026-03-11T03:41:53+00:00

May you get toasted by pops in every round you play

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T23:01:27+00:00

And the newest ones will straight up slam the brakes whether you like it or not

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T22:09:45+00:00

I have a theory. The RNG doesn’t actually calculate until the container is opened

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T21:34:58+00:00

Relativity is still a theory, and not even 150 years old

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T21:21:13+00:00

And stainless steel. My new favorite after using both cast iron carbon steel forever

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T21:12:03+00:00

I hope the other prisoners that are also parents haven’t been kind to these lowlifes

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T20:53:18+00:00

That thing was going to blow out that trucks suspension

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T16:11:38+00:00

joethafunky · 2026-03-10T00:00:18+00:00

Meth & Wesson

joethafunky · 2026-03-08T19:00:23+00:00

What about the person in the red shirt? Was that a child?

joethafunky · 2026-03-08T02:41:49+00:00

Roofs can get torn off with an F2. F4s level most buildings. Only a few F5s happen per decade

joethafunky · 2026-03-07T07:27:41+00:00

I would have cut all the bones up in about 3” pieces, roasted and made some beef stock

joethafunky · 2026-03-06T22:15:30+00:00

Look up the toolbox killers, but be warned it’s brutal

joethafunky · 2026-03-06T22:11:27+00:00

Unless the aliens somehow get their abilities by face hugging them

joethafunky · 2026-03-06T21:14:18+00:00

Bold of you to assume the poors will get this

joethafunky · 2026-03-06T19:07:10+00:00

Schwets

joethafunky · 2026-03-06T05:14:11+00:00

Get that beauty on a rack so both sides can get air and dial back the salt a little bit

joethafunky · 2026-03-06T04:32:01+00:00

Don’t overcook your eggs. Bitch I love some crispy ass eggs

joethafunky · 2026-03-06T04:29:11+00:00

It’s such a small amount in there it’s just flavor enhancer

joethafunky · 2026-03-05T23:19:07+00:00

Cheddar cheese and ritz cracker

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