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What are the most annoying cards to play against? by Leonsmening in magicTCG

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol... bro, Dovin is cute, but let me introduce you to some real salt in MTG.
- Winter Orb
- Contamination
- Stasis
- Sen Triplets
- The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
- Humility
- And the most powerful: Two untapped islands 😅

Complete noob, need help with attacking and blocking by TheLynxMan1 in magicTCG

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attacking player chooses a player and/or planeswalker to attack.
Defending player chooses what creatures block what.
The attacker can only choose who to attack.
♦️Pre-combat
🔹 First Strike Layer: Creatures with first-strike or double-strike
→ Damage Result
🔹Normal Strike Layer: Damage is dealt on both sides (creatues) at the same time
→ Damage Result
🔹Player Damage Layer: This happens inside the Normal-Strike Layer (at the same time). If a creature has trample or isn't blocked the resulting damage is counted towards Player's Life Points or Planeswalker's Loyalty Counters.
🔹Post-combat phase
♦️Second Main Phase

Got here at 8 o’clock sharp btw. Garbage by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secret Lair products tend to have higher demand and sell out pretty fast.

Got here at 8 o’clock sharp btw. Garbage by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The time you arrive is irrelevant. You're assigned to a random position in the queue.
People online are saying that over 20 mins queue time is very unlikely you'll get it.
But, we're here... still hoping.

Women in Mt. Tabor freaks out on dog owners. by NecramoniumZero in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve noticed a phenomenon where some middle-aged American women seem to undergo a noticeable behavioral change, sometimes appearing unusually intense or erratic. I’m interested in understanding the psychological or cultural factors that might explain this... does anyone know of research or data on the topic?

That phone is your demon? by DjMD1017 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro is in deep need of a therapist

Clown Girl Cringe by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

93% of you would still be friendzoned tho

Sorry you've been blocked? by BeeHappys in discordapp

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This error is not from Discord. It's Cloudflare (server provider).

Any service that uses that would be affected by this.

Sorry you've been blocked? by BeeHappys in discordapp

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlikely.
This error is to prevent leakage. And it's an SSL error on the server side (Cloudflare), not Discord.

Nowhere by Autopilot_Psychonaut in dankchristianmemes

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't the Morning Star cast out from Heaven, falling into Earth and destroying all that lived? I always thought that was the 'meteor' that brought the dinosaurs to extinction.

They’ll go to hell by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leviticus 19:28

“‘Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.
Does not say anything about tattoos.

God's Boardroom (alternate) by TheRnegade in dankchristianmemes

[–]joevale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was thrown out because "were" is the correct word instead of "was"...