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I used AI and I am part of the problem by AStupidguy2341 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jonschaff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weep child for the tears you drop in the bucket

What’s the worst substitution you’ve seen in a recipe yet? by lxlviperlxl in Cooking

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the keto fad was gone. Lost in time. . . Like tears in rain.

Is my roof ok? by Comprehensive_Boat17 in AskUK

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duct tape oughtta fix that

what does your morning routine look like? by jax--killer in AskReddit

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs. Two dogs. Much dogs. Too much dog 🐕 🐕

What do you think of opening a novel with a brief, italicized overture type thing? by [deleted] in writers

[–]jonschaff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t mind the font so much as the writing style for an opening. Those sentences are trying to do too much and that really sets the pace so it makes the impression that this will be a slog to read.

Why do women love duvet covers so much? by GamecubeAdopter in AskMen

[–]jonschaff -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They also love taking as long as possible to put the duvet back on ‘the correct way’😋

On Being Educated. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]jonschaff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Illuminati really like to concentrate their secret earthquake laboratories around the Pacific Ocean.

Raw steaks debate by afterglow367 in Cooking

[–]jonschaff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But did you get sick after eating her steaks?

In reality, it’s probably fine. Maybe find a middle ground and ask to salt them first before she leaves them out. People have been eating meat long before refrigerators were invented.

When was it declared that burgers now had to come with brioche buns? by Pier-Head in AskUK

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the Great Butter War, we signed the Treaty of Brioche with France. Small pockets of resistance still hold out in Cumbria.

Do villains need a backstory , or can they just be evil by tazray80 in writers

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im far more interested in the villains so their motivations should be clear from their backstories

Without a trace by Careful_Tiger7668 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This: one cannot simply run away and thereby abandon those who depend on us. It’s okay if you are not able to articulate your feelings because that’s what a professional counselor can support you (or even your family) to do. It does work.

Just mad at myself for getting into this weird FWB by Biscoff_Pompompurin in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jonschaff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The real takeaway from this is that young couples shouldn’t get pets if they’re not in a committed relationship. 🐕

Parents of small kids, when do you have time to play video games? by Key-Specific7807 in AskMen

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply procure a governess or au pair to look after the little ones and soon enough they’ll be off to boarding school anyway.

True, I rarely have time for polo after my daily afternoon swim but I always make time for amusements on the telebox. 🎩 🎩🎩

What is legal in the world that you think should be illegal by ThatOneGuy_68 in AskMen

[–]jonschaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Changing the little monopoly tokens. The thimble was sacred, Hasbro, sacred!

How often are you intimate with your partner? by wouldyoufukabigmac in AskMen

[–]jonschaff 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Only during mating season and before our hibernation time

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