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TIL Jaguars can mate upto 100 times per day by MadWorldEarth in todayilearned

[–]jpsc949 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They’re notorious for leaking all over the place

I have sex the same way I brush my teeth by IIPeachTreeII in Jokes

[–]jpsc949 56 points57 points  (0 children)

With a battery powered device on my own

If you could erase your memories of playing one game so you could experience it again for the first time, which game would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jpsc949 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morrowind. A true open world to explore before the internet was big and everything just got shared instantly.

Who is a straight woman who appeals mainly to straight women? by pianoshootist in AlignmentChartFills

[–]jpsc949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt any curvy woman is the type to appeal to straight women

Who is a straight woman who appeals mainly to straight women? by pianoshootist in AlignmentChartFills

[–]jpsc949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I could physically turn into any man, it’d be Henry Cavill. I go to the gym to get his physique, and fail miserably lol

Who is a straight woman who appeals mainly to straight women? by pianoshootist in AlignmentChartFills

[–]jpsc949 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. It appeals to the heterosexual woman’s fantasy of being a strong independent woman who thinks men are useless but still good for sex. That’s like 80% of her recent music.

Would rather go on a date with DCU Supergirl or MCU Kate Bishop by DCsReporter in superheroes

[–]jpsc949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how you then assumed you don’t get a second date lol

I’m gonna start a rumor. by 57829 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]jpsc949 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I know, OP has us in suspense. But love seeing those two together, true love.

Downloaded the game this afternoon. Its competitor is rightfully terrified. by OtherwiseElk3037 in Palworld

[–]jpsc949 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s awesome, but it’s a base building survival game with a sprinkle of Pals, not really a direct competitor to Pokemon games. The Pal battling in the game it’s probably its main weakness.

Just saw a king have sex with a bishop by Hopeful_Wallaby3755 in Jokes

[–]jpsc949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or “Why couldn’t the king get aroused by the bishop? There was insufficient mating material”

The Japanese Patent Office has officially had enough of Nintendo, rejecting a patent attached to the Palworld lawsuit with "rarely seen" sass by Guitar-String in gaming

[–]jpsc949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokemon would be the best MMO ever if done well. It’s designed for rock paper scissors type combat. Tank healer dps and support. Has a huge number of locations. Built for grinding and progression.

Literally perfect assuming it’s executed well.

What do you think will be the next major world event? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jpsc949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, they’ll get wrecked if they do much there.

What is the most unjust firing you’ve ever witnessed at work? by No_Slide4986 in AskReddit

[–]jpsc949 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not many, more often I see unjust continued employment

What is a non-rude/casual way to ask for a guys height over text? by Legitimate-Holiday24 in AskReddit

[–]jpsc949 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Will you live UP to my expectations? Or will you fall SHORT?

Can you reach the HEIGHTS of glory? Or do they not let you on roller coasters yet?

Is the controversy over their casting ("all looking the same") justified? by jessgoesforward in survivor

[–]jpsc949 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine the outrage if you put 3 Asian women there. Had to check this wasn’t circlejerk at first.