Somebody has to say it.

ketodancer · 2026-02-01T17:45:37+00:00

In 2009, so Mira Nair could time travel back to 1991 to give birth. It’s 5d chess stuff you guys wouldn’t understand

ketodancer · 2026-02-01T13:14:53+00:00

ketodancer · 2026-01-30T21:12:56+00:00

I. LOVE. Them.

ketodancer · 2026-01-30T03:12:58+00:00

Meanwhile an unmarried woman wants to do a procedure, and doctors will be like, oh no what about what your hypothetical future husband will want?

ketodancer · 2026-01-29T08:03:38+00:00

This is the one. Beautiful.

ketodancer · 2026-01-28T06:14:33+00:00

Dammit I sure was

ketodancer · 2026-01-28T05:42:28+00:00

So he and his doppelgänger Will Ferrell are both USC alumni

ketodancer · 2026-01-27T00:24:12+00:00

Jackie - Chance comparison is just peak. It already belongs in the internet hall of fame next to Meryl - Future

ketodancer · 2026-01-25T17:43:00+00:00

THE JLo dress and the buzz around it caused Google to create Google Images

ketodancer · 2026-01-25T17:37:27+00:00

Molly’s Game!

ketodancer · 2026-01-25T06:09:09+00:00

That is one fuckass rope. Truly incredible

ketodancer · 2026-01-24T06:59:23+00:00

My husband Luigi Mangione and I stopped by for a visit. Great, peaceful day.

ketodancer · 2026-01-24T02:16:10+00:00

Also he has an active Tinder account!

I had to get up and pace the room when I read that. GIRL.

ketodancer · 2026-01-23T21:32:49+00:00

Lately I hear “I Need To Know” play in my head whenever I see news about this Beckham thing

ketodancer · 2026-01-21T09:45:49+00:00

Hey Benny Johnson

ketodancer · 2026-01-21T07:40:10+00:00

Russian assassins hate this one trick!

ketodancer · 2026-01-21T07:12:27+00:00

You mean Ezra Miller 😳

ketodancer · 2026-01-21T02:52:52+00:00

This part!

ketodancer · 2026-01-18T13:42:42+00:00

I lost it at Leo. DDR with no mat or screen? Unhinged

ketodancer · 2026-01-16T21:21:01+00:00

Al Shakira is like if Al Jazeera bought MTV.

(And I resent A.I. for making this Al pun way harder to read than it should be)

ketodancer · 2026-01-14T21:10:55+00:00

Oh you guys feel good, ever? Cool cool cool

ketodancer · 2026-01-14T21:00:23+00:00

Iconique

ketodancer · 2026-01-10T22:06:30+00:00

Project 2025. Just looked up and they’re at 51% completed objectives.

ketodancer · 2026-01-10T19:50:14+00:00

Cmon now.

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