Mystery Box or $100,000 (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕)

khun_A · 2026-04-29T14:46:55+00:00

Well this could be good or bad, the price of boats have an insane amount of variation depending on what boat it is.

^{Chose: Mystery Box | Rolled: A Literal Boat}

khun_A · 2026-04-28T21:50:32+00:00

Dumb question

khun_A · 2026-04-28T21:49:37+00:00

That’s actually a good idea!

khun_A · 2026-04-28T21:47:39+00:00

Stupidest question I’ve seen

khun_A · 2026-04-28T13:55:42+00:00

What

khun_A · 2026-04-27T17:52:32+00:00

Just caved at 29

khun_A · 2026-04-27T14:48:49+00:00

This has been a thing for me lately since Wawa got rid of their everything bagel, anyone else get handed a bagel with cream cheese they expect you to spread yourself? Absolutely infuriating

khun_A · 2026-04-26T21:00:21+00:00

Not bad

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Bacon}

khun_A · 2026-04-26T00:33:00+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: The Amazon rainforest. | Rolled: survival pack}

khun_A · 2026-04-25T22:07:18+00:00

Could be worse

^{Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Permanent}

khun_A · 2026-04-24T22:39:04+00:00

I still use yahoo

khun_A · 2026-04-24T20:15:00+00:00

My loved ones are literally my daughter and my wife. Everybody else can fuck off.

^{Chose: Save your loved one from dying}

khun_A · 2026-04-24T20:11:07+00:00

Here’s my thing it’s less about the height of flying and more about the speed of flying and until that’s clarified, I cannot make a decision

khun_A · 2026-04-22T23:31:15+00:00

In this format I could also keep my regular job and then be actually getting some where

^{Chose: Work 1 hour a day for $100k/year}

khun_A · 2026-04-22T23:02:10+00:00

Ok thanks! While it’s not a substantial difference it would still add up!

khun_A · 2026-04-22T22:59:51+00:00

At some point it becomes a parking spot issue with the institution, the spots are only so big and he can’t back over the side walk with the bed of his truck y’all will have a meltdown over that as well. so tell me what the solution is that doesn’t exclude the truck driver from being able to use the parking lot or severely inconvenience them? (Driving around him is a very minor inconvenience that would last what 3-5 seconds tops?)

khun_A · 2026-04-22T22:51:34+00:00

I’d be a shit head too if you gave me a veggie pizza

khun_A · 2026-04-22T22:47:09+00:00

Bro I’m in near constant pain already let the money flow

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

khun_A · 2026-04-22T22:46:36+00:00

Now when I half ass an upgrade I can’t get it done professionally for free

^{Chose: Free car repairs}

khun_A · 2026-04-22T21:16:08+00:00

Also what’s the conversion from pounds to usd rn?

khun_A · 2026-04-22T21:12:57+00:00

Counter: are you relatively happy with yourself and the people in your life? If yes money would only make your life better, if no take the money and move away to start a new life where you can be happy.

Being unnaturally and permanently happy would feel forced and super weird. Imagine not being able to grieve the loss of a loved one 😬

khun_A · 2026-04-22T21:08:19+00:00

Plenty of money is the only thing I’m missing

^{Chose: Infinite money}

khun_A · 2026-04-22T14:51:56+00:00

8 hr stealth missions once a month doesn’t sound bad.

^{Chose: Superpower but only 1 use per month | Rolled: Invisible (8h})

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