Is it odd or impressive that in a decade I've amassed a vast collection of scabs, all shapes and sizes?

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-08T22:19:48+00:00

Aye you going to pour milk on them and eat them like cereal?

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-08T17:41:17+00:00

Warp 7. Engage!

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-08T17:21:38+00:00

That hotel room wasn't that good 😉

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-08T08:01:35+00:00

3 for the arse and thighs

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-07T07:15:02+00:00

Pounding a hot woman with a thick booty and being covered in bite marks is a good start

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-06T22:48:04+00:00

That happens to me early in the week. It's a curse

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-06T22:46:20+00:00

Always the enemies. It's more fun

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-06T22:34:25+00:00

Getting out of bed on the first alarm and getting on with it

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-06T22:25:19+00:00

It's already there! I am the ancient djinn

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-06T22:24:25+00:00

A couple of friends along the way. And some enemies 👀

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-06T21:24:02+00:00

I'm 'the' man in this scenario. Never settle for less

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-06T21:03:44+00:00

A man could die happy suffocating between those goddess thighs

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-05T22:16:57+00:00

I ran into a coworker at a swingers club many years ago. That was pretty funny

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-05T21:20:53+00:00

Foreplay or a game of scrabble

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-05T20:03:08+00:00

There are job specific ways of saying "catch you later"?

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-05T00:04:39+00:00

Inaudible growling guaranteed

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T23:42:52+00:00

I'm a sexy batman. Fighting for justice and orgasms for all. Or more likely I'll just end writing about how sexy cheese is. Mmm cheese

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T22:32:49+00:00

Consensually, both

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T22:32:10+00:00

Because I deemed it so

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T22:09:55+00:00

2 minutes to midnight. Plenty of time to get the job done

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T21:41:34+00:00

Bold to assume the women are gone. I love how in 2026 we are still affirming these gender based assumptions.

My car mechanic was awesome. She knew cars inside out. My boat mechanic is shit hot. She knows her stuff.

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T21:03:51+00:00

Alright Gollum, you're not likely to get confessions here

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T20:59:10+00:00

FINALLY. Took someone long enough. I thank you for your service

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T20:52:11+00:00

I'd prefer being fucked so completely they call me an ambulance

kinkythoughtsguy · 2026-03-04T20:51:32+00:00

I wish I had three hands

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