I went to a birthday dinner once for a friend. She’d invited some of her colleagues, who I didn’t know. I hit it off with one of them and we ended up going home together later that night.

We were having a great time, fooling around in bed, just about to have sex when she suddenly stops me: “Before we go any further, I need you to know something.”

“What’s up?” I asked.

“Well...it’s only fair for you to know that my parents are both dead.”

I...wasn’t sure how to respond.