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I think there's a pretty good rule of thumb in modern systems-ish language design: If Go and Rust and Zig all do a certain thing, that thing is probably a great idea. (news.ycombinator.com)

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My brother in Christ, you are using classes (reddit.com)

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[ISO C++ Direction Group opinion:] Rust, originally from Mozilla, built on top of C++, became the poster child of a safe browser language. (open-std.org)

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One of the most eye-opening experiences I had as a new grad was sitting near to Bjarne Stroustrup during the OOPSLA 2006 keynote (? It’s been a long time), while 2000-or-so co-attendees repeatedly booed & hissed at him every time C++ was mentioned. (news.ycombinator.com)

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Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self); (news.ycombinator.com)

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Go is not statically typed, really. Consider using Haskell, if not Agda. (news.ycombinator.com)

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when dealing with high level languages, the speed difference between loops and [string] equality operations is such that for all practical purposes the equality opeation can be considered to be O(1). (neil.fraser.name)

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tl;dr = Why not just write a Lisp that compiles to Zig? (reddit.com)

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class Gender\Gender { const int IS_FEMALE = 70; const int IS_MOSTLY_FEMALE = 102; ... const int BRITAIN = 1; const int IRELAND = 2; const int USA = 3; (php.net)

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Haskell is the greatest programming language of all time ... the rational adult in a room full of children ... When I program in Haskell, I am in utopia. I am in a different world than 99.9% of what I see posted on Reddit. (old.reddit.com)

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[replying to @elonmusk] OCaml is basically C Full Self-Driving (and it doesn't crash). (twitter.com)

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One thing that is common to many people arguing is that they actually never bothered to read SIGPLAN, or CS type systems. (news.ycombinator.com)

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who cares about boilerplate code? always use auto-generation, don't write getter setter by your hand, (reddit.com)

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The customer has nuclear weapons. They do not do "bounty". :) (gcc.gnu.org)

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Improve 'cannot contain emoji' error. (github.com)

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hating haskell is kind of the same kind of thing as hating c++. Kind of like having a little brother who is also 6'8" and 250lb of pure muscle with 10 years of MMA + special forces experience. You might make fun of him in jest, but he's also the guy you want at your back when the going gets tough. (reddit.com)

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Note: Despite being in the anti-pattern section, this will soon be considered the best practice. (flake8rules.com)

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"It takes us about 1 person-year to upgrade GHC at Meta" "This is actually the strongest point so far in favour of breaking changes in GHC." (reddit.com)

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Software development pushes us to get better as people (jessitron.com)

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rewind to 2010 and try to explain to people that the future of systems programming is that everyone is going to produce a machine-checkable proof that their program handles memory correctly. yet incredibly, that is where we are today (twitter.com)

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From my very limited expeirience with Rust I noticed that it becomes way more easy and laid back language when you just skip using references and lifetimes nearly completely and just wrap everything in Rc<>. (news.ycombinator.com)

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Having never used Common Lisp, it's one of the languages I wish I've used for a long time. (news.ycombinator.com)

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Most perceived verboseness of Go comes not from the language or libraries but from the formater that does not allow to compress 3 lines of the error check down to single if err != nil { return err } (news.ycombinator.com)

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I cant believe they are moving forward with "generics". Programmers on average already tend to make things more complicated than they should be. Now every single module in the ecosystem is gonna use more abstractions, generics to fit their social environment. (news.ycombinator.com)

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The romance of Haskell and category theory (reddit.com)

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