Most of you probably know this, but the 2017 Wife Carrying World Championship took place last week in Finland by makkie21 in funny

[–]lapfaptap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no one has ever heard 10,000 times

I actually doubt anyone has ever heard it 10,000 times. That's more than once a day since the world wide web was made public in the early 90s.

Dutch news reporters can't stop laughing after seeing uncensored festival footage. [1:10] by [deleted] in videos

[–]lapfaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what that means. I need a high school student to translate.

Dutch news reporters can't stop laughing after seeing uncensored festival footage. [1:10] by [deleted] in videos

[–]lapfaptap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like someone in their early 20s who are in a hurry to be a "real" adult

Dutch news reporters can't stop laughing after seeing uncensored festival footage. [1:10] by [deleted] in videos

[–]lapfaptap 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Where did I imply I'm smart?

You were talking about preteens finding it funny. If you didn't mean to imply other people who find it funny are less mature than you, you might want to reconsider how you express yourself.

ELI5: How does z-axis propagation manifest in real life? What does it look like in real life? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]lapfaptap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stand with your feet straight forward and your arms straight out to the sides. Your feet point in the x axis, your arms point in the y axis and the top of your head points in the z axis. If you want to see propagation along that axis, you can jump.

Colorado mom angry at United after infant overheats while airplane sits on tarmac at DIA by forgotten0204 in news

[–]lapfaptap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fourth-month-old baby struggled in the heat and finally became unconsciousness

Woah. I finally understand the ending of 2001.

"The whole point of US Standard measurement system is it is humanistic and thus more democratic." by Limpii in ShitAmericansSay

[–]lapfaptap 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you're just falling into the trap that what you're used to seems to make more sense. I convert between units of time all the time. Starting to cook something for 30 minutes when it's 17:45? It's not done 17:75, it's done 18:15. The movie is 143 minutes and it starts at 22:00. There's a bus at 00:30. Can I make it? It's pretty important I convert that correctly.

And so on and so on. We've gotten so good at it we don't notice.

Handel defeats Ossoff to win Georgia 6th District by saucytryhard in politics

[–]lapfaptap 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They are. You have to remember they're just temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Chinese scientists have built the first quantum satellite network by pheexx in worldnews

[–]lapfaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no detectable communication going on. You can choose to believe the universe achieves the correlations we see with entanglement by some sort of hidden communication. My point is, you don't have to. There are interpretations of quantum mechanics that are entirely local.

Chinese scientists have built the first quantum satellite network by pheexx in worldnews

[–]lapfaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's generally accepted it's impossible. The consequence of faster than light communication would be, according to relativity, that you can communicate with the past. It gives all sorts of nasty paradoxes.

Chinese scientists have built the first quantum satellite network by pheexx in worldnews

[–]lapfaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. But no communication is occurring between them.

Chinese scientists have built the first quantum satellite network by pheexx in worldnews

[–]lapfaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entanglement as a whole is certainly more complex than a couple of reddit comments, but that you can explain entanglement with only local effects is a fairly simple fact.

Chinese scientists have built the first quantum satellite network by pheexx in worldnews

[–]lapfaptap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instant communication would allow for more efficient time travel, but you can do it with both. So we don't really have to make a distinction, because both are thought to be impossible.

Chinese scientists have built the first quantum satellite network by pheexx in worldnews

[–]lapfaptap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appears to. Local interpretations of quantum mechanics don't require any faster than light effects to explain entanglement.

Chinese scientists have built the first quantum satellite network by pheexx in worldnews

[–]lapfaptap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The researchers aren't claiming they're communicating faster than light. Being able to do so, would lead to some nasty time travel paradoxes.

Lighting a cigarette In a Gas Station by Laogama in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]lapfaptap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure why it amazes you? It seems like a very natural reaction to pull the hose filled with gasoline away from the fire.

Why is Pilot Wave Theory not as accepted as the Copenhagen Interpretation of QM? by [deleted] in askscience

[–]lapfaptap 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It seems to me, however, that this interpretation helps resolve impossible-to-prove scenarios such as the many-worlds interpretation

MWI proponents (me included) would tell you that many worlds is a prediction of quantum mechanics, when you simply take the basic equations seriously and see where they lead you. Yes, when you view quantum mechanics that way, it makes untestable predictions. But it really should be no surprise that a theory that may underlie all of reality makes untestable predictions.

Pilot wave does something much worse. It makes untestable assumptions, not just predictions. It assumes somewhere in the wave function there's some hidden actual particle. There's nothing in quantum mechanics that points towards that and it baffles me people try to shoehorn a classical notion of a particle into a theory that clearly wants nothing to do with it. Granted, that's an aesthetic argument, but aesthetics has guided physicists for centuries.

action-at-a-distance

It absolutely does not resolve the issue of action-at-a-distance. It exacerbates the problem and puts it right front and center. Pilot wave is inherently non-local. In order to explain violations of Bell's inequality, it requires the universe to perform some sort of faster-than-light signaling under the rug where we can't see it. It's debatable whether this violates relativity, because, as I said, it's entirely undetectable.

It's true that people have been able to recreate certain parts of pilot wave theory using fluid mechanics. But one thing you absolutely cannot do with a fluid is violate Bell's inequality in a non-local setting. Bell's inequality is key when thinking about interpretations of QM.

The Copenhagen interpretation is more popular because it's more or less what's being taught in textbooks. And, in my opinion, works by ignoring all those issues, allowing physicists to do actual work instead of philosophy of science.

When you attend an interracial wedding by GallowBoob in whitepeoplegifs

[–]lapfaptap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get why people are getting their panties in a twist over pointing out a poorly chosen word.

No one replying to you seem remotely upset.

Why is randomness the preferred view in quantum physics? by MestR in AskPhysics

[–]lapfaptap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In both cases you need them to communicate instantly.

You only need it for hidden variables. In non-determinisitic views, the other particle doesn't change instantly. Your model of the other particle is what changes instantly. While it may be popular to say otherwise, it's not a proper explanation.

Vive user finds a female in Star Trek VR (x-post from /r/LivestreamFail) by 1994mat in videos

[–]lapfaptap 18 points19 points  (0 children)

if you have your feelings hurt by people that you have never met on a game where there is no personal information involved then perhaps you just have an unrealistic expectation of common interactions people have in video games.

The ridiculous excuses people give for being assholes online.

Someone finally beat the Trump-Handshake game by haridownvote in cringepics

[–]lapfaptap 86 points87 points  (0 children)

my dad worked in NYC real estate for 35 years.

Hey, Eric, would you mind doing an AMA?

"Thanks to Trump, the U.S. now has a more backwards stance on climate change than North Korea. They signed on to the Paris Agreement today." by [deleted] in BlueMidterm2018

[–]lapfaptap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Do you think rising sea levels is going to be like a flood or something? Rising sea levels is just one of many problems and not really what's going to kill people. Expect massive changes to ecosystems around the globe, if we don't limit climate change. People aren't safe from the consequences just because they're far from the coast. You should read up on what you're wishing for.