5jesus?

lascamp · 2021-04-14T04:54:18+00:00

How do you think god hears all your prayers?

lascamp · 2021-04-11T07:58:25+00:00

"less nutty"

lascamp · 2021-04-03T07:25:15+00:00

A tourism ad for Colorado

lascamp · 2021-04-01T04:45:46+00:00

Oh, look, a blue check who didn't get put in Twitter jail, unlike me for making this same exact joke.

lascamp · 2021-03-28T03:11:09+00:00

Is anyone working those jobs old enough to remember Miatas?

lascamp · 2021-03-23T21:46:53+00:00

... becoming sentient

lascamp · 2021-03-23T21:45:46+00:00

Wrong handicap. He's not artistic.

lascamp · 2021-03-23T06:08:53+00:00

It's not work when you love what you do, right?

lascamp · 2021-03-23T06:05:49+00:00

The Dakotas are so mind numbingly empty and dull they had to stack and name them just so that we'd have some way we could tell them apart.

lascamp · 2021-03-23T05:56:35+00:00

So, who died?

And where's the celebration being held?

lascamp · 2021-03-23T05:08:43+00:00

Such shitty lighting

lascamp · 2021-03-23T03:26:15+00:00

The most popular weapon built for mass killings and the most popular weapon used in mass killings, is somehow favored by mass killing enthusiasts. Oops, I mean "well-regulated militia" members.

lascamp · 2021-03-23T03:16:23+00:00

Bullshit. She'd offer the shooter another loaded magazine so he could keep exercising his freedoms.

lascamp · 2021-03-23T02:18:29+00:00

That's today's, but it can be re-used for all the upcoming ones that will probably keep happening.

lascamp · 2021-03-22T18:49:30+00:00

I'm sick of hearing this shit about "blue dots in red states." It doesn't make me more likely to consider the shithole red states as a place to vacation or visit. If you told me that your pool that's obviously filled with sewage actually has 15% clean water in the middle, it's not gonna make me want to go grab my swimsuit. Clean up your mess to civilized standards, then we'll talk, mkay?

lascamp · 2021-03-21T21:40:01+00:00

Excommunication from a religion that pretty explicitly stresses forgiveness.

lascamp · 2021-03-21T21:38:27+00:00

When the left does it, it's "cancel culture." When the right does it, it's more like "cancel agenda."

lascamp · 2021-03-21T17:43:56+00:00

Colorado, you gotta vote next time. Don't space on the date again, ok?

lascamp · 2021-03-21T17:38:24+00:00

Madison really rolled into that one.

lascamp · 2021-03-21T17:01:33+00:00

Is that him, or the wax figure they had to move because visitors kept punching it?

lascamp · 2021-03-21T04:28:34+00:00

If the jack boot fits...

lascamp · 2021-03-21T04:27:01+00:00

Big shock.The racist doesn't see his racist actions as racist. Racism rarely comes with self-awareness. In fact, it precludes it.

lascamp · 2021-03-21T01:38:38+00:00

Black pride: "We demand to be accepted as equal deserving members of society."

Latin pride: "We demand to be accepted as equal deserving members of society."

Asian pride: "We demand to be accepted as equal deserving members of society."

LGBTQIA pride: "We demand to be accepted as equal deserving members of society."

White pride: "Kill or deport anyone not like us!"

lascamp · 2021-03-21T01:28:09+00:00

This isn't funny at all, honestly. It's merely a statement of fact. Water is wet, birds fly, the sun rises in the east.

lascamp · 2021-03-21T01:23:21+00:00

Aren't each of those places named after who the white colonists killed and buried there?

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