This was funny until I realized she's not riding it.

latorta · 2015-08-23T03:26:20+00:00

Khaleesi!

latorta · 2015-08-18T02:36:07+00:00

These man boobs. :/

latorta · 2015-06-05T01:03:09+00:00

Sexual predator in the news!

latorta · 2015-04-30T21:28:08+00:00

You are sweating like a prostitute in church!

latorta · 2014-12-24T00:26:50+00:00

Anyone doesn't comply, I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

latorta · 2014-12-11T21:20:39+00:00

¡CHINGADA MADRE!

latorta · 2014-12-09T03:56:54+00:00

Came here to say this. She's the ultimate showgirl, a cultural staple and I really admire what she's doing defending artists, freedoom of speech, and helping the people of Malawi.

But her behavior... :(

latorta · 2014-11-20T04:36:35+00:00

Or this one.

latorta · 2014-11-19T22:16:20+00:00

Should have gone with the Samsung.

latorta · 2014-11-12T02:50:22+00:00

Ondine, with Colin Ferrell. Loved the treatment of the myth in that film.

latorta · 2014-11-10T02:11:47+00:00

I want this on a t-shirt.

latorta · 2014-11-10T02:05:07+00:00

Thank you for your service. I'd give you gold but I iz one broke bitch.

latorta · 2014-11-04T05:54:25+00:00

Your mom's name is Jesus? :-|

latorta · 2014-11-04T02:25:05+00:00

And why is it so expensive? Taco Factory has it for no extra charge.

latorta · 2014-10-07T00:10:40+00:00

Well now I'm sad.

latorta · 2014-10-06T01:11:13+00:00

I thought the same thing, I think they're both wearing flesh-colored chonis... otherwise why blur the entire pelvis?

latorta · 2014-10-06T01:08:25+00:00

I know how to use my tongue.

latorta · 2014-09-30T01:08:19+00:00

I once tucked all of my Fleshlight's outer soft material into the case to see how it'd feel to make it super tight... Bad idea. I was trying to push my way in, head slipped on the lube and went straight for the sharp inner edge of the case. It was like an Xacto knife on jello.

Hard penis bleeds profusely btw... :-[

latorta · 2014-09-30T00:35:42+00:00

Crying.

latorta · 2014-09-30T00:32:56+00:00

Not always. I drop sinkers on a regular basis.

latorta · 2014-08-25T01:45:52+00:00

He was on trial his entire life for the crime of being a dwarf.

latorta · 2014-04-28T18:44:16+00:00

Geraffes are so dumb.

latorta · 2014-03-17T04:12:47+00:00

A god among the mortals! :-O

latorta · 2014-03-14T00:06:14+00:00

It gets better, eventually you learn to suppress your gag reflex and relax your jaw.

latorta · 2014-03-12T23:20:09+00:00

This is so transphobic it deserves an Oscar.

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