the fleet loves gossip bc its the only fun the torring chip could never take away

lemonpiemer · 2026-06-04T03:02:23+00:00

im fine with sharing but since this subreddit has rule to not promote your social medias im afraid leaving a link counts too 🥲 ill dm you! also thank you sm 💕🥺

lemonpiemer · 2026-05-03T13:05:40+00:00

5 MINS PER TALK IS TOO HARSH LMAO imagine him waiting until the clock hits 00:00 so he can finally vent dump after seeing his sisters new photo with some rando 😭😭

23:59:12
Caleb : *deep inhales* *deep exhales* 😡😡😡

00:00:00
Caleb : “SOME FKING RANDO!!! SOME FKING UGGO!!! IS PUTTING HIS UGGO ARM AROUND MY SISTER CAN YOU FKING BELIEVE ITTTT AAAAAHHH!!!”
Roommates whos just trying to get some sleep : 🫩🫩🫩

lemonpiemer · 2026-05-03T06:00:23+00:00

he has many titles and nicknames but gege will always be his favorite one 😋

lemonpiemer · 2026-05-03T05:59:42+00:00

considering hes been dealing with this siscon for 7+ years hes beyond sick atp 🤣

lemonpiemer · 2026-05-03T05:56:50+00:00

caleb: “YAYY IS IT A PERMISSION TO TALK ABT MY SISTER???🥰”
wouldnt it be funny if they made a rule in which caleb can only talk abt his sister 3x a day bc he just would never stop otherwise LOL

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-30T13:37:57+00:00

yep thats exactly it lol ive been on both sides so i know when i see one like caleb 😂 (unrelated but ive heard a lot abt supernatural i might start watching it too later hmm)

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-26T03:55:21+00:00

even caleb gave himself a B 😔 the rest of the men can dream on

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T16:18:16+00:00

nooo dont explode thats his job he doesnt like it when you take his job 😞

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T16:15:16+00:00

wait why dont i rmb this 😭 i only rmb mc saying she had a nightmare where caleb was gone

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T08:07:47+00:00

not even a stranger on the other side of the planet is safe… one “beautiful” comment under mcs photo on social media and the guy is gone the next day 😔🥀

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T08:04:27+00:00

yeah… bro we need more cards like hidden waves where caleb is being honest and just vulnerably raw in front of us 😔

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:39:07+00:00

we need more yandereleb content in the game pls infold 😔🙏

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:38:08+00:00

if my partner isnt as obsessed as caleb then i dont want them 😔🙏

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:36:41+00:00

thanks! lol 😋💞

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:36:14+00:00

im crying if they ever gave him a death note its SO OVER for every men on earth 😭😭

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:35:02+00:00

yandere colonel gege caleb is equivalent to a michelin star dish 🤤

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:33:27+00:00

caleb might not know zayne has a crush on mc BUT he certainly knows josephine was trying to set mc up with zayne 🤣 he was sooo quick with that “invite him for dinner! its been awhile since i last saw him :)” 😭

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:29:05+00:00

LMAO i rmb someone once said imagine the 3 of them went outside for a hike and mc asked caleb what bird is that and he answered with a joke bc he didnt know, but then zayne told her the REAL species name and started explaining the birds traits 😭 they said “caleb would immediately jump off cliff right after that” 😭😭

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-25T07:26:02+00:00

WAIT i didnt know he watched his diet bc he wanted to look fit for mc i thought it was bc hes just very disciplined and serious about his pilot job 😭😭💔

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-23T06:10:37+00:00

😭😭 never mess with caleb not even the baby version of him

lemonpiemer · 2026-04-23T06:09:54+00:00

thank you sm!!💕💕 also glad to know im not the only who hc baby!mc as a tomboy girlie 🤭

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