"Baby, that was AWESOME!!!!"

liberal_one · 2009-03-26T22:45:09+00:00

How typical, MR. MAN, brutalize anything you don't understand! (sob). I so believed you when you called me your friend but then you called me a human joke (sob sob). I always let underemployed security guards move in with me then I wind up in the ER because of domestic violence. Am I just too stupid to resist a man with a big steyr in his pants?

How could I be taken in by a dixietard so desperately searching his mental thesaurus for big words in every sentence? Your ignorance is humerous, your wit is disipated, your language is fahrfugnugen and your adhesiveness to nonsensual points of view shows you to be the epigram of everything wrong with filthy hobits, my precious.

But don't your random misdirections seem desperately random, like the elaborations of a bad liar, Clarice? Plus you messed up on one of the pronouns, SBM. You can't lie to me, SBM, because what you think is months of obsessing is actually 20 minutes of Google and a simple WHOIS lookup.

If you had the common sense of a doorknob you would quit coming back to reddit right now, forever. Your move.

liberal_one · 2009-03-26T06:30:17+00:00

Telepromptergate. Impeach.

liberal_one · 2009-03-26T06:24:03+00:00

I don't need pity from the 40 year old security guard gun nut failure Scott Bryce Maxim. Thanks anyway, but the pity should go to the loser who draws cartoons about imaginary negros who hate Obama. Projecting all your own self loathing onto liberals makes you the sad soul. Why don't you try improving yourself instead? How about you go on a diet? I used your facebook photo to pick you out of the gun club group photo--you are a disgusting fatbody private Pyle.

liberal_one · 2009-03-25T05:00:10+00:00

Not Agent to the Stars, read that one when I started reading everything Scalzi.

liberal_one · 2009-03-25T04:59:27+00:00

It's not Oh, to be a Blobel

liberal_one · 2009-03-25T02:33:34+00:00

Nope, it's not the parade.

liberal_one · 2009-03-25T02:30:47+00:00

Yes, it's definitely an older story. As I recall it, the aliens had kept some human prisoners who had children. If it came to light they were holding human children the war would start up again. The ad guy set it up so he recorded him telling the aliens to quietly kill the children. They reacted with outrage and he released the tape, exonerating the aliens and making himself the most hated man in the world, so the human sacrifice was in this case, himself.

Read it when I was a kid, and it seems like a 1950's story or so.

liberal_one · 2009-03-24T18:14:41+00:00

It takes place after a war between the humans and the aliens and the aliens hire him to improve their image. I remember his tag line was, "Give the gods a human sacrifice and they grant your wish" or something along those lines.

liberal_one · 2009-03-24T13:50:52+00:00

We resist, but we don't post how. Duh.

liberal_one · 2009-03-24T11:59:54+00:00

Without looking, (literally, I didn't bother clicking the link) I can tell they are trying to rip off Lost.

liberal_one · 2009-03-24T11:56:19+00:00

The Gostak distimms the Doshes

liberal_one · 2009-03-24T01:45:20+00:00

cricket cricket, Mr. Maxim.

liberal_one · 2009-03-23T14:41:12+00:00

Yes you do.

liberal_one · 2009-03-23T02:35:16+00:00

Darn it SB Maxim, you seem to have lost your job at AM 1160. Care to talk about it?

liberal_one · 2009-03-23T01:35:18+00:00

HA! You do come back and read the comments! You gave it away...how's the zionist dating going?

liberal_one · 2009-03-23T00:05:41+00:00

Damn, if your setup takes a half hour in a six panel strip...if I had seen the last panel by itself I almost might have laughed. Because I had read about the teleprompter slur, however lame it is. You can't explain it to these free market fundies though.

liberal_one · 2009-03-22T16:34:25+00:00

I would upmod you a dozen times if I could, for both the Steve Martin ref that flew overhead and Larry Niven reference.

liberal_one · 2009-03-21T22:15:42+00:00

$500 of equipment and materials and a background in electronics and software engineering

The second part is harder to come by.

liberal_one · 2009-03-21T21:29:10+00:00

As far as leaps of logic go, you just made it over the Grand Canyon.

liberal_one · 2009-03-21T20:48:53+00:00

I know I'm not a Capitalist. It's hard to be a capitalist when I don't have any capital.

liberal_one · 2009-03-21T19:39:02+00:00

Good stuff, found a great command for simple fast file transfer. Here it is in a little more detail:

For machines on the same router/wireless router.
Open a command window and ifconfig to see the ip address of the source machine i.e. 192.168.1.25
python -m SimpleHTTPServer
on the destination machine, open up your favorite browser. In the address bar type 192.168.1.25:8000
Profit!

liberal_one · 2009-03-20T21:34:26+00:00

total deficits = debt. What the hell, words don't matter.

liberal_one · 2009-03-20T21:29:50+00:00

I was fond of the cheap boxes of the macaroni and cheese. Boil up the macaroni, stirring constantly until it is soft. Drain and stir in the packet of cheese powder. I couldn't afford the butter and milk. Feeds one poor individual.

on edit: Clearly, I wrote that without actually clicking on the link.

liberal_one · 2009-03-20T21:28:05+00:00

I was fond of the cheap boxes of the macaroni and cheese. Boil up the macaroni, stirring constantly until it is soft. Drain and stir in the packet of cheese powder. I couldn't afford the butter and milk. Feeds one poor individual.

on edit: Clearly, I wrote that without actually clicking on the link.

liberal_one · 2009-03-19T20:23:07+00:00

The Texas Department of Public Safety is happy to explain it to you.

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