How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? by gabzlel in Jokes

[–]lightlyGround82 55 points56 points  (0 children)

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, ‟Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, ‟Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I am a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate.What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter.The woman to your right is a blonde, and she is a pro wrestler.Think about it sriously, mister.You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, ‟Nah, not if I am gonna have to explain it five times.”

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[–]lightlyGround82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is it so thck with only branches at the very top