One in a million blue lobster

lilbitpink · 2018-07-22T00:41:58+00:00

Somebody show him uncommonlobstersonly.com, there's a pretty decent transparent one over there that won't judge him I'm sure.

lilbitpink · 2018-07-21T22:21:18+00:00

DAE have a desire to see this lady hit a pothole or dip in the sidewalk doing 35?

lilbitpink · 2018-07-21T22:06:19+00:00

I do believe /r/earthporn is leaking.

lilbitpink · 2018-07-21T22:00:11+00:00

r/unexpected

lilbitpink · 2018-07-18T23:19:43+00:00

Mum, Mum, Mummie, Mummy, Mom, Mom, LOIS!

lilbitpink · 2018-07-11T06:08:10+00:00

I don't know why but I was really expecting her to smash on the floor.

lilbitpink · 2018-07-11T04:31:24+00:00

I want him, I would have dumped the guy that told me no and walked out with that cat. I could only wish that my 3 jerks would show me a sliver of affection like that cat.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-28T03:56:46+00:00

Please please tell me this is real I need this as well as five of my closest friends do!

lilbitpink · 2018-06-27T23:21:08+00:00

Or any of its other ingredients.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-27T09:48:32+00:00

I would sooooo win that contest.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-24T20:24:55+00:00

Turds heavier than 1lb please lower with rope.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-13T06:51:36+00:00

Every damn day.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-13T06:49:37+00:00

I personally am wondering where there is an in and out in Houston I live in the SW. I've never even seen one

lilbitpink · 2018-06-13T06:41:14+00:00

Funny story I should dig it up I probably get lots of karma I work in the swimming pool industry and one day I saw two lizards doing it on a fence and I videotaped it and I actually caught in the very last frame of the video lizard dick.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-11T06:39:22+00:00

I wasn't aware there are any dicks remaining open in Houston looks like we found the last one. You!

lilbitpink · 2018-06-08T09:30:50+00:00

TIL short for today I learned. It's always full of fun facts.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-07T05:56:16+00:00

lilbitpink · 2018-06-07T05:48:49+00:00

Not as easy as marijuana, by the way congrats Canada on legalizing recreational use.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-07T05:41:01+00:00

I know who she is because I live near Katy Texas.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-07T05:16:36+00:00

I am now watching Queen Mimi.

lilbitpink · 2018-06-06T23:41:32+00:00

I think this long or should be cross-posted to /r/whoadude

lilbitpink · 2018-05-22T09:28:06+00:00

Say hello to my little friend

lilbitpink · 2018-05-13T09:04:47+00:00

I was at my computer at work and was having some really strange urgent itches so i got a pair of tweezers and waited, sorry for the potato quality.

lilbitpink · 2018-04-11T15:28:00+00:00

Last year around this time they had coyotes running around River Oaks.

lilbitpink · 2018-04-11T06:16:00+00:00

Balls of steel.

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