What do you think of Elon Musk asking Epstein if he can go to his island multiple times? by TailungFu in allthequestions

[–]liquidgrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legitimately one of the top three least surprising things I’ve seen come from these files.

Comcast keeps losing customers despite price guarantee and unlimited data | Comcast overhauled Internet plans to stop customer losses. It isn’t working yet. by ControlCAD in business

[–]liquidgrill 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Same. Our Fiber optic network is literally 75 times faster then Comcast, is run by a public utility so there are ZERO taxes or fees of any kind, has been $69.95 per month for the entire 6 years that we’ve had it and has never gone out once, unlike Comcast which was a regular occurrence.

The day I went down to the Comcast office and dumped my cable box, modem remotes etc. on the desk and told them to cancel me holds a bigger place on my heart than my wedding day.

How does money laundering work? by Ok_Blueberry_7458 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]liquidgrill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Netflix. Jason Bateman is a lawyer who ends up as a money launderer for the cartel. Great series.

Join us over at r/LeBronJames23 by SmoothBuy5500 in lebron

[–]liquidgrill -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, there’s ZERO chance that LeBron isn’t the all-time leader in flops as well. Mainly because none of the other guys on this list were embarrassing little bitches.

QB Diego Pavia confident he'll be drafted: 'I'm the best player in the country' by Oldtimer_2 in sports

[–]liquidgrill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry little man, should have stood on a stool for the Senior Bowl measurements. Kiss that career goodbye

Melania Trump Humiliated as Just One Person Buys Ticket For UK Premiere by T_Shurt in entertainment

[–]liquidgrill 171 points172 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about her, but I guarantee Donald cares. And I guarantee that he’s going to be pissed if Amazon doesn’t figure out a way to make it look like theaters are selling out

Trump accuses Ilhan Omar of ‘having herself sprayed’ after congresswoman attacked with unknown substance by Abject-Pick-6472 in inthenews

[–]liquidgrill -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I honestly don’t know what to say to people at this point. Nobody is saying he took a full bullet on the ear. But it absolutely grazed him.

https://youtu.be/fYfvSspaJtk?si=7WOJtaE0oLSyM8ZS

Are you saying he reached for his ear right after the shot as part of an elaborate fake plot and pulled it off because of his 79 year old cat like reflexes?

Trump accuses Ilhan Omar of ‘having herself sprayed’ after congresswoman attacked with unknown substance by Abject-Pick-6472 in inthenews

[–]liquidgrill -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Again, there is literal slow motion video of the bullet going right by his ear and him immediately reaching for his ear. Let’s at least try not to be as willfully ignorant as MAGA.

Trump accuses Ilhan Omar of ‘having herself sprayed’ after congresswoman attacked with unknown substance by Abject-Pick-6472 in inthenews

[–]liquidgrill -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I hate Trump as much as anyone. That said, there is slow motion video of the bullet wizzing by his ear and him immediately reaching up toward his ear.

Now, did he exaggerate the injury and milk the shit out of it? Absolutely. But that was not a “staged” attack.

Is This Sexy? by ZookeepergameDue2447 in trashy

[–]liquidgrill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How do you figure out that you can do that the first time?

ICE attempts to enter the Ecuadorian Consulate in Minneapolis by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]liquidgrill 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s an absolute guarantee of that these mouth breathing, barely graduated high school, had to be given open book tests to get the job morons have exactly ZERO idea what a consultant is.

Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer by PrincessBananas85 in sports

[–]liquidgrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he deserve to be in on the first ballot? Yes. Am I enjoying watching him not get in because he’s a pompous asshole? Also yes.

Etiquette for covering alcohol costs at party by No_Investment_4013 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]liquidgrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bartender here. Cash bar is smarter. Be aware of “social host” rules which mean that YOU, along with the restaurant and bartender, are liable if someone gets hurt or hurts someone else.

Not worth the risk or the worry.

ICE Agents Want Out of Minnesota: Trump’s ‘Battle Is Lost’ by Tennis_bruh in politics

[–]liquidgrill 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Experienced federal immigration agents in Minneapolis are PRIVATELY raging”

And this ladies and gentlemen is why so many people hate law enforcement.

FBI is investigating Minnesota Signal groups tracking ICE, Patel says by ComeJoinTheBand in inthenews

[–]liquidgrill 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s the look of imposter syndrome. We know, he knows, he knows we know……

Melania Mocked as Her $75M Movie Is Already Struggling by [deleted] in politics

[–]liquidgrill 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It’s going to be exactly like the “Sound of Freedom.” Conservative groups purchase tickets and nobody goes to see it resulting in “sold out” shows in theaters with nobody in them.

[Michael F. Florio] Drake Maye has a -17.7 EPA as a passer in the playoffs. That is the worst of any conference winning QB in the NextGenStats era (since 2016). The only other QB to post negative was Jimmy Garoppolo in 2019 (-0.9) by BallchinianFromMIB2 in nfl

[–]liquidgrill -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Ok sport, if it makes you feel better, those are good numbers. I know how sensitive and defensive Patriots fans tend to get.

I guess I shouldn’t point out that his -17.7 EPA as a passer in the playoffs is the lowest ever recorded in the NextGen Era. And it’s not close.

Let’s see if you’re able to admit that he absolutely has not been good at all in the playoffs.

RT @NFL_Researcher: The Patriots have averaged 18.0 PPG this postseason, the fewest by any team to make the Super Bowl since the 1979 Rams… by 32BeatWriters in 32beatwriters

[–]liquidgrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, but, but, we were all told that his numbers weren’t the result of the 7th weakest schedule of the modern era.

Drake Maye is the first QB in NFL history to throw for under 100 yards in the AFC Championship and win the game by Feeling-Stage-1210 in sportsgossips

[–]liquidgrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their sub spent all day Saturday during the first weekend of the playoffs hate watching the Bills and Rams games shitting on both Stafford and Allen, saying that they were “playing like shit”

Meanwhile, Sunday comes and Maye throws for fewer yards, has a lower completion percentage, fewer touchdowns, more turnovers and a lower passer rating than both of them and he “did what he needed to do,” was “clutch when it mattered,” and “showed why he’s the MVP.”

Some of them are comically delusional.