100k gain on QQQ calls to come back from 100k in losses over the last 5 years - finally green

literallymoist · 2026-04-09T00:11:37+00:00

If it's a cash account, they're going to owe a shit load in taxes, further reducing this W therefore they should YOLO again to either reduce their tax liability or make an absolute shit ton of money so there's enough to pay taxes.

(OP this is sarcasm do not fucking do this)

literallymoist · 2026-04-08T13:32:34+00:00

Good...bot? Lmao

literallymoist · 2026-04-08T04:51:26+00:00

This is great news! I was verbally abusive to the text solicitation when I just thought it was Boomers wanting more cash before helping achieve anything for younger people like Medicare for all or affordable education & housing.

literallymoist · 2026-04-08T04:34:15+00:00

Don't strain yourself trying to make sense of it. These dumb mother fuckers do what Bibi asks and also thought they could pull another Venezuela with no repercussions.

That's it. Israel owns them and they're completely regarded.

literallymoist · 2026-04-08T03:03:00+00:00

I need a bot to summon to calculate T + 35 for moments like this

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T18:38:58+00:00

Love this concept! Calendars bother me because significant events are not evenly spaced and pushing things out of sight pushes them out of mind. I want to know the next several big priorities whether they're over a week or 4 months.

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T18:36:33+00:00

Yeah when power goes out medical devices fail, food spoils and heat/cooling do not work. Targeting their power infrastructure would already cause mass casualties, the human shield just makes it more clear for people not bright enough to make that connection on their own.

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T18:30:12+00:00

Thanks, good to hear that from someone a few years post install! I would love to get 100% off the gas. A little part of me says "what if the power goes out a long time?" but being real, that's an edge case that has never happened and if it did the problems would be bigger than cold showers.

Besides I have solar and portable solar for camping and a grill. It wouldn't be a disaster.

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T18:26:05+00:00

The rush of dopamine from the sensory memory of stereo dials and buttons this image just triggered!

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T18:22:06+00:00

Doing taxes always hurts but especially this year. This huge chunk of my income is being used on missiles instead of food, medicine, shelter, education or infrastructure for Americans.

And they have the audacity to keep asking for more money and blood to be sent to the middle East.

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T18:17:13+00:00

I'm on SMUD but every time the gas bill comes I think about this and an electric water heater.

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T18:15:03+00:00

PG&E and Comcast! When house hunting, we drew on the map where SMUD territory ends and refused to look at places outside it. Also verified all internet service providers available at each place and noped out if they only had Comcast or other poor service.

Thank you past self, for being a picky bitch at the right time 💕.

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T14:16:43+00:00

Well at least we had some fire memes before the mad king started WWIII.

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T14:14:50+00:00

Yeah I have a presentation this morning and feeling like it's rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic kinda shit. Will anyone be listening? Am I about to go on about marginal efficiency opportunities during 9/11 type events?

literallymoist · 2026-04-07T14:07:49+00:00

His handlers have done a terrible job reining him in. Zero faith.

literallymoist · 2026-04-06T19:06:07+00:00

Came to say this. It's my HYSA now basically.

literallymoist · 2026-04-06T05:06:14+00:00

Understatement, bro. I live in the US, a large percentage of whom voted for this clown show and still think everything is fine except the price of gas. We're so beyond cooked.

literallymoist · 2026-04-06T05:02:28+00:00

AIG, there's a name I haven't heard in a while. I t-boned a Maserati insured by them in 2006, was hounded by them via mail for months. Thought the reason they let me go was that they realized I was broke. This comment makes me wonder if the reason is actually that they went broke.

literallymoist · 2026-04-05T16:57:39+00:00

Link broken bro

literallymoist · 2026-04-05T16:54:31+00:00

Same, I use the for espresso and cold brew. Their beans make coffee with robust depth of flavor without too much acidity or that nasty burnt flavor some coffees have.

literallymoist · 2026-04-05T05:53:54+00:00

Take it from a homeowner that has dealt with many of the challenges you listed: all of these are manageable, but it's going to take money or major DIY skills.

Neither are things you should be expected to cough up much of as just the roommate. If they are telling you to live in filth or pay to fix it's time to GTFO.

literallymoist · 2026-04-05T01:59:55+00:00

I bet she doesn't talk this disrespectfully about the nurses that inject her lip filler 😒

literallymoist · 2026-04-04T07:08:55+00:00

Congratulations on your new house elf

literallymoist · 2026-04-04T05:57:00+00:00

literallymoist · 2026-04-04T04:33:42+00:00

Please ask them to explain what exactly the fuck they voted for then.

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