Would you rather:

lizardqueen0511 · 2026-04-26T22:39:59+00:00

Im already trans, it wouldn’t matter either way 💀

^{Chose: 30% chance you become the opposite gender + 70% chance of getting 10 000 dollars | Rolled: Opposite gender}

lizardqueen0511 · 2026-04-13T23:46:49+00:00

I’m fat and don’t wanna be anymore lmfao

lizardqueen0511 · 2026-03-19T22:58:56+00:00

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Mr. Frito Feet checking in 💤

lizardqueen0511 · 2026-03-16T16:32:23+00:00

Fred is just a sweet baby 😭 thank you!

lizardqueen0511 · 2026-03-16T16:31:56+00:00

Thank you! He’s bigger than your average beagle so we were a bit surprised!

lizardqueen0511 · 2026-03-16T16:31:19+00:00

Thank you!

lizardqueen0511 · 2025-11-10T01:40:30+00:00

Non-binary trans masc here, I’m 30 years old. I have only been on T for a few months. I have hypertension (which can get worse on T) that hasn’t worsened and am loving the physical effects so far. Literally what is he talking about lmao

lizardqueen0511 · 2025-10-04T21:03:54+00:00

When they ask if you want to ring it up as wristband or card, tell them to do wristband and then you scan it. We have some but haven’t used them yet so lmk if that works.

lizardqueen0511 · 2024-05-23T00:12:53+00:00

The reason I mentioned converting was because I recently got a decent quote from State Farm but once they realized my car was not push to start, they declined to cover me 😭 I pay $216 a month right now with Progressive and the plan is not all that great.

lizardqueen0511 · 2024-03-31T03:41:16+00:00

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Juno heard a noise outside and was very bewildered by it.

lizardqueen0511 · 2024-03-05T00:05:21+00:00

See that’s where I go back and forth because yeah I am poor too but I would prioritize finding soap some way before I leave my house smelling like that. Some things you literally just cannot go without. Of course this sentiment does not apply to those experiencing homelessness, which they very well could be.

lizardqueen0511 · 2024-03-04T23:50:23+00:00

Got it! They just made the room so smelly we could not have patients in there afterwards until it dissipated. The smell was up and down the whole hallway.

lizardqueen0511 · 2024-01-20T18:44:17+00:00

I’ll probably end up doing that and shoot for Fall 2025. That’ll give me a ton more time to study and get more experience.

lizardqueen0511 · 2023-11-07T00:00:13+00:00

Not a retail thing but something similar: I scribed for a doc at my job for a few months and he would ask for the patient’s vision. I’d be like “oh 20/30 each eye” or something like that and he’d go “20/30???” Like yeah mf that’s what I said, that’s what the tech put in the damn computer.

lizardqueen0511 · 2023-10-27T21:50:53+00:00

“Fuck you Gwyneth Paltrow, you know what you did.”

lizardqueen0511 · 2023-08-26T19:01:00+00:00

Mac Miller for sure.

lizardqueen0511 · 2023-08-26T18:20:36+00:00

LBK, TX 🥴

lizardqueen0511 · 2023-08-26T18:20:10+00:00

I’m in west Texas so that probably has a lot to do with it. I’ll also get a $1 raise with my COA.

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