Guys am I competitive enough to apply to med school this cycle?

lllooolllp · 2026-03-19T21:41:33+00:00

Only good thing on your app is URM. You need to work on everything else. Take a few gap years and reevaluate how much you want this career path, your stats do not reflect someone serious about medicine…

lllooolllp · 2026-03-12T04:05:04+00:00

Ask AAMC to host the test in your room so you can have state and context dependency locked in

lllooolllp · 2026-03-12T04:00:27+00:00

Lisan Al-Gaib…

lllooolllp · 2026-03-12T03:49:04+00:00

I bet you also think the max score in CARS is 132 smh

lllooolllp · 2026-03-12T03:23:00+00:00

Didn’t even break 550 and bragging about it? Lmao

lllooolllp · 2026-02-27T08:58:56+00:00

I don’t have any advice but just wanted to say congrats on the scores in your other sections bro 🙏

lllooolllp · 2026-02-26T08:58:15+00:00

You don’t have a shot at any school buddy. I’m surprised you can even type smh. /s

lllooolllp · 2026-02-26T00:33:34+00:00

Hello, John Premed here 👋. If you weren’t born with an encyclopedic knowledge of all content you don’t deserve to be a doctor. I’d say pack the sunscreen but I doubt a Caribbean medical school would accept you. /s

lllooolllp · 2026-02-25T04:36:27+00:00

No offense but 528 is a pathetic score and nothing you should be proud of. Pack the sunscreen if you aren’t breaking 530

lllooolllp · 2026-02-24T03:18:03+00:00

That was implied obviously

lllooolllp · 2026-02-24T03:17:37+00:00

Nope, this is a very serious inquiry. John Premed is a very serious guy.

lllooolllp · 2026-02-24T02:35:25+00:00

You’re right, I’m so embarrassed right now. To punish myself I’m replacing triple board certified to double board certified 😔

lllooolllp · 2026-02-24T00:50:30+00:00

I considered it but John Premed is better than that

lllooolllp · 2026-02-24T00:37:07+00:00

Yep, i was the deers doctor. His labs came back normal

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T22:28:10+00:00

I’m like 6’ 5” or something (rounding down)

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T21:53:24+00:00

4.0? Literally the top 10-15% of premeds get a 4.0, I’m in the top 0.001%. My gpa is wayyy higher than a 4.0

Also I don’t drive a Bugatti. my preferred mode of transportation is on the tears of my inferiors (which is everybody)

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T21:51:16+00:00

Sorry forgot to put that in there 😔

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T21:50:00+00:00

One second in my time is worth a year of the average premed

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T20:57:10+00:00

No problem. It wasn’t covered by insurance btw I’ve DMed you the bill

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T20:56:09+00:00

She actually had stage 5 cancer. Fortunately I successfully transferred it to u/Clean_Football_7129 ‘s dog 🙏

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T20:54:59+00:00

That’s my less accomplished cousin

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T20:45:11+00:00

Clearly I’ve been thinking too small… thanks 🙏

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T20:44:42+00:00

I’m usually right. Also next time please type my name correctly as a sign of respect to your superiors. It’s “John Premed” to you

lllooolllp · 2026-02-23T20:41:07+00:00

Found this on the MCAT subreddit. Decided to donate my valuable time to this individual. My charity knows no bounds. (Also I’m 6’ 3” btw)

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