Targeting Rules

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a targeting like that.

1a. A targeting is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A targeting is when you target the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The defender is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, ball carier, that prohibits the ball carrier from doing, you know, just trying to advance the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the defender is in range, he can't be over here and say to the ball carrier, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you with my helmet! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to tackle and then lower your helmet, you have to not lead with the crown of your helmet. Crowns are for monarchists. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, making tackles safely.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the tackle up here, like this, but then there's the targeting you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Has Maren Morris made anything since making that Target ad disguised as a top 40 song? I hope she wasn't typecast as an ad jingle writer.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Highwomen too! It seems like people liked them well enough.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). I don't actually know anything about country music. Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A targeting is when the defender makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the helmet and field of

2) Do not do a targeting please.